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You're going to have to link me mate. I know I'll be furious reading it but I've I've got to see it

Giorgi Kvilitaia Was just about to say this too.

Loves a goal against Preston like.

Right, now rub their fucking noses in it. Let’s get 5 or 6.

Is that documentary about them still being made?

I want them down as far as they can possibly go, struggling at the bitter edge of extinction for the rest of their lives. Like Deadpool in that tank.

The frustration is obvious but taking a step back it’s a little brighter. If anyone had offered me 4 points from Man U at home and Bournemouth away I’d have snapped their hands off. We got 4 points. If we’d gone 2 down and ended up drawing 2-2 away from home to get a point I’d be delighted with it. We got a point from a difficult fixture. I know we’re focusing on the negatives of losing a lead again but we’ve only lost league games to 1 team, the champions elect, since the middle of December. We’re a pretty tough nut to crack, have a lot of games left that we stand a good chance of getting points from. The run in is decent, we have a good gd and a fairly fit squad. The glass is more than half full, we just tend to dwell on the negatives a little to much at times.

I’d be astonished if they could even pay his compensation. They might survive but as an entity they’re absolutely fucked beyond belief. It’s delightful.

Have we had Collymore at Real Oviedo yet?

That’s an absolutely convenient draw for the better teams in the country.

Just had a look at their remaining fixtures and they’re fucked like. They might win, maybe, 2 of them but it’s not beyond the realms of probability that they won’t win another game this season, really tough set of closing fixtures.

Presume they're only going ahead because the teams were knocked out in the last round. Impossible to predict which games could have been selected for tv.

Nah, they’re fucked like. They’ve basically just smashed the shit out of the self destruct button over the last week or so.

Wait, they've nicked a car under the influence of alcohol right? What more needs saying, some piece of shit does that they'll end up in jail no? Nah, I've presumed they'd had a drink. There's obviously a chance they were out until the early hours on the lemonades.

Still need more details obviously but on the face of it it's not exactly crime of the century like. Nicking a taxi to get you back to a hotel is ridiculous but hardly worthy of more than a severe bollocking. What's a bit more sinister is the fact that it's being driven about by someone who, I'm assuming, has had a bit to drink. I've presumed that obviously but I don't think I'm going out on too much of a limb in saying that. That cranks it up a bit from just banter. I could be totally wrong like.

Taxi for PAAAARDDEEEWW!

Quicker than you can say “gross misconduct so no compensation, you smarmy cunt”

Can only hope Pardew egged then on or was passed out paralytic in the back. Surely he’d have been eating at Burger King?

Early contender for post of the year.

Imagine sending a taxi away because the driver was wearing the wrong colour shirt. Fuck me. Got to be worth 50 mackem points though.

Brilliant game that. Eriksen and Dembele controlled that completely.

Don’t forget he’s also the sports physcologist too mind, he’s the one that makes them tick and can turn their mentality around. He’s fucking phenomenal Pardew like. Helped to split the atom too apparently, doesn’t mention it much as he’s too modest.

Great chance here for Spurs. Eriksen dink?

A little bit too early to say. At the time I thought they looked overawed by it all and couldn’t get hold of the ball. They’ve dug in and responded well, fair play. Great game to watch.

Just gradually upped the tempo for the last 15 minutes, popped it about and thoroughly deserved that.