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Bet Everton fans are absolutely delighted that he’s got them trying to replicate Swansea. “This is what Swansea did, it worked, play like this, ok? Off you go.”

Doesn’t matter, they’re safe, what more do they want? Keep that average of more than a point a game going and they’re golden. They can celebrate survival in late April and illuminate whichever local monuments they decide to. Success.

Kamara mentioned there had been a bit of a protest against the owner prior to kick off. I'm paraphrasing but that was the general gist of it.

I like him. Not only is he a skilful little cunt, he’s given us a bit of balance and we can now attack down both flanks with a bit of cutting edge and/or a bit of pace. Teams can no longer just automatically shuffle 5 yards across the pitch when we’re going down the right as we’ve now got options down the left too. Little things. Dangerous set pieces added into that and I reckon Slimani might get 10 before the end of the season if he stays fit. Glass half full I know.

He’s done. Not his fault he’s fucking wank, not even his fault he’s being picked, don’t hate him, but don’t want him anywhere near the club. The lad needs to move on and so do we.

The bottom of the table is still ridiculously tight like. No need for anyone to lose their shit just yet, even an adequate finish to the season will still probably be enough to stay up, getting a proper striker in and converting a few chances will put points on the board, got a decent goal difference but we’ve got to start winning a few home games and/or win some games we’d expect to lose. All isn’t lost yet, we’ve been dreadful for large parts of the season and it’s been very disappointing but we’re still in with a hell of a chance if we get our act together. I’m naturally a bit pessimistic but if we put a decent run together we’ll do it. All to play for as they say.

Simply can’t survive while we continue to throw points away at home. I’m up from a 3 to a 7, officially odds on imo.

Watershed moment for the hopeless fucker. Doubt he’ll play too much of a part for the club ever again. Maybe the odd 10 mins here and there but he’s essentially ended his Newcastle career tonight.

Still need another imo.

Anyone know what usually happens when you squander golden chances to win an important game of football? Asking for a mate.

Good stuff. Gets the hideous little scabby worm out of the club for a bit, got to be a good thing.

None of them are a patch on Susannah Hoffs though Carlisle, Gibson, Hoffs..... Tiffany. And that concludes this series of old men talk about wanks they once had we now return you to our scheduled broadcast Holy Fuck We Signed a Striker. 'once had'...

None of them are a patch on Susannah Hoffs though Carlisle, Gibson, Hoffs..... Tiffany.

I would be posting this if we'd actually bought a player who was proven to be able to help us. As long as it helps us I'm happy, loan or buy. All about getting through and hoping we're bought in the summer for me. Ian's one of those strange people who still has expectations and hope. For us normal people this is like waking up to find your drunken, broke, alcoholic, gambler father has got you an XR3i for Christmas. Check for rust behind the wheelarches mate

Hanging fire with this after the Sturridge debacle. It's far from ideal but better than I expected. Got him for 12 games.

With a bit of luck we’ll lose him as a midfield option but save a few hundred grand in the process. Fingers crossed.

Yet some of the press still write articles such as this.. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5285557/Mike-Ashleys-mistakes-NOT-villain-here.html Couple of weeks old printed by the same paper that supported Hitler and the nazis. Solid.

Loss to nil. The entire club is on a major downer, no club does tailspins like Newcastle.

He could give them another 100 names, there’s no intention to sign anyone. He knows it but he’s making sure he’s publically doing his bit in providing targets for them to ignore and/or deliberately miss. When the shit hits (breaks) the fan tomorrow night he’s in the clear.

They could do with Mahrez like, bit short on attacking options.

It’s the only reason he was signed permanently in the Autumn tbh.

Genuinely don’t think this is incompetence mate. This is premeditated and deliberate over and above anything we’ve seen before. It’s like Dave said last night, it’s Ashley banking on the squad being just good enough, spending nothing, seeing the tv deal promise more money and asking for even more from PCP in the summer on the strength of no cash being spent. It’s fucking hideous, nefarious and exactly in keeping with the cunt’s persona. This is all down to him.

Cant wait to see Jim White’s dial at about 7 tomorrow night. Proper makes a transfer deadline day, much in the same way a pile of vomit outside the Indian makes a Friday night.

Football.

Of course it does. It’s not a coincidence. It’s to make the idiots who are a bit frustrated at the lack of signings appear grateful because we’ve not sold a few players. The “Could have been worse mate, at least we didn’t lose anyone” lot who grasp at any silver lining. It’s all part of the bullshit and spin. Takes some of the heat off and deflects people’s attention from the lack of new players by making them fear who we might sell.