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Conte is the new Chelsea manager. http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2016/04/conte-appointed.html?extcmp=SOCIA_TW_ENG_NEWS_STATEMENT

Only going as it is a new ground I've not yet visited to tick off. Suppose you need to take the opportunity whilst it's still there.

5-0 Any fans spending their time and/or money travelling to see this need sectioning. The king of all home bankers.

If they were losing narrowly whilst looking like they still have a fuck I'd be on a 9.5 but as it is they're essentially staring down the barrel of relegation and they can't summon up enough courage to even have a go until the games almost finished. It's a 10, it can't be anything else now, they don't care and no amount of coaching and drilling can change that.

Was Ashley, the real reason for our problems, who said that not Charnley. He was in charge of buying the horse though... Charnley's an idiot and incompetent but it's the same old story, idiots replaced by idiots and the blame gets directed away from Ashley. Waste of time waiting for a competent chief exec to be appointed, just get rid of the fat bastard hiring the rubbish ones. Wouldn't bat an eyelid if the club burnt to the ground tbh and I'm in no way trying to deflect the blame away from Ashley btw. He said it himself the blame ultimately lies with him but others need fucking flogging.

Was Ashley, the real reason for our problems, who said that not Charnley. He was in charge of buying the horse though...

How's that horse and cart coming on you utter fucking cunt?

Carries no responsibility for this clusterfuck at all. He can only work with this set of wankers so much but ultimately poor defensive play and individual errors undo any good he does on the training ground. Always had the 'too little too late' whiff of it when he was appointed and that's exactly what's happened. Hard to summon up any emotion right now. Just don't care any more, fuck them.

Done. Absolute toast.

We remind me a lot of the expensively assembled QPR team that went down 3 or 4 years ago. Loads of cash thrown at the wrong combination of gutless mercenaries. Barely going through the motions and I couldn't give a fuck either, they all deserve to go down, every last fucking one of them. I despise the cunts.

Unusual for us to concede on the stroke of ht like. Would be just as strange to see us ship another in the first 5 mins of the second half too...

Always wanted to play Burton Albion anyway.

This is it lads, shit or bust.

I'm just hoping the Rafa factor has changed things a bit. Absolutely. Fingers crossed he's managed to drill them a bit but I don't expect it to be enough, know it's dead pessimistic but I'm virtually resigned to going down, very much hope I'm wrong though.

After scoring just 7 goals away from home all season I've got no faith in them scoring the 2 or 3 they're going to needed in order to win tomorrow. I can see us playing reasonably well and losing narrowly again. Struggle to keep clean sheets and score more than one a game.

What the fuck goes through his mind? A elderly comedian has died, I know, I'll mention it in my press conference and I'll also have a pop at his height to try and make the lads laugh a bit. I'll look mint.

Had these:

... which is what I said to a degree, except that when we're down things just appear to add to the general curse we have - that curse being all of the above, as well as some poxy pikey hex thrown on the club. Wasn't aimed at you directly chap. If/when we go it won't be down to individual pieces of luck it'll be a succession of poor decisions made at all levels of the club from playing, to managing to overseeing the club in it's entirety. It's not bad luck, it's rank bad decisions and bad practise that have us in 19th place with 8 games to go. We're just wank really aren't we Yep. Elliot or Darlow, Mitrovic or Cisse, 4-4-2 or 4-3-3, it's not the little things that'll send us down it's the way the club has been run for the last 5 years or so. We deserve to go down, not 100% sure we'll go down but we certainly deserve to.

... which is what I said to a degree, except that when we're down things just appear to add to the general curse we have - that curse being all of the above, as well as some poxy pikey hex thrown on the club. Wasn't aimed at you directly chap. If/when we go it won't be down to individual pieces of luck it'll be a succession of poor decisions made at all levels of the club from playing, to managing to overseeing the club in it's entirety. It's not bad luck, it's rank bad decisions and bad practise that have us in 19th place with 8 games to go.

The stars haven't aligned, we've been largely poor for the first 30 games with the odd notable exception. We've been badly managed and coached for several years, we've signed layers for the wrong reasons and wasted lots of money on players either unsuitable or unnecessary. We're down there because of the way the club and team has been poorly run for a sustained period of time. Rob Elliot twisting his knee isn't the reason we're staring relegation in the face, we're fucking shit and the players don't care. We're not down there by mistake or accident or fluke.

First England friendly I've enjoyed for yonks. They were excellent and that XI should be the core for the summer now. Fuck Rooney, Sterling and Sturridge, that worked tonight.

Poor all round from Butland. If you're a keeper and you know you're fucked then you go down and stop the game for treatment or to make the sub.

I literally can't move about for this happening all day like. Very inconsiderate of them.

Has it been confirmed if it was legal dogs or puppies?

Union Berlin extend contract of cancer sufferer Benjamin Köhler http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/feb/06/union-berlin-extend-contract-cancer-stricken-player Compare and contrast folks.