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It's obvious but that's the difference in quality. Sissoko misses and Aguero converts. We've given a much better display than I expected but it's still another defeat.

Fleet-toed.

Pretty sure city are going to win this, they've beaten us 10 times on the spin and I've got no reason to believe today will be anything different. Based on the fact I think defeat is inevitable then I won't be too unhappy if the defeat is an absolute thumping. Just imagine the Cardiff atmosphere returning in the very first home game of the season man. Pardew got lucky that he only had to cower in his dugout for 1 game, if the crowd turn again today there's no way the spineless cunt will be able to last 'til Xmas. Abuse and bile aimed directly at him please folks.

"I think that's going to be difficult because we have got a lot of new players, so I am kind of preparing myself for an even start." Excuse number 1: The load of new players I'm really happy with may take time to gel so if we get off to a shit start then that's my excuse for the first 2 months. I'll think of another excuse for the next few months in a bit.

Bet they run through walls for him. Inspirational stuff.

They agreed a fee nearly a month ago. If he's not signed by now then the chances are that he never will. How long can you string someone along without them taking the hint?

I'd be perfectly happy to give Palace quite a large sum of money to take him away.

Ki.....Ki.........Kin........King, King............King Road, King Road............TEN King Road.

Bet he's shit at Chemistry and Physics too.

I think they'll want to put a bit of a marker down straight away. May not be an absolute battering but they'll win without getting out of 2nd gear. They'll coast it imo.

Stick your head in an oven and your feet in a freezer. On average you'd be comfortable etc.

There's a lot of people who are too loyal to the club. They won't hear a word said against it and the people who represent it. They've got no good reason to do it other than just blind devotion and can make themselves sound ridiculous when doing so. They think they're an asset to the club but they're the type of fans that are the problem imo. Just putting up with any old shite, buying the shirts and tickets out of nothing but a misguided sense of loyalty. Unfortunately these are the same type of people who complete the Chronicle's spunky survey...

Fixed.

Fuck it.

Alan, that you? ...

It'll be a tough game. Long way to travel and Gillingham are a good team, tough draw for us. We'll have to be at our best to go there and match them for passion and desire. Hopefully we'll have enough.

Oh fuck, here we go, another fixture to have to fulfil. Fucking Cups. Grrrrrrr.

Should have checked.

That's just a prediction btw.

Boro (A)

We've basically got 2 plans depending on the standard of opposition: vs. a shit team - score early and protect the lead til FT. vs. a good team - stay in the game as long as possible, score late and hang on til FT. That's the extent of it. Although as Pardew will tell you repeatedly this season every game is "tough" which is because we're fucking terrible.

How could anyone think "Nah, you're not worth the hassle" after seeing that? He's fucking exceptional. A decent manager would be able to harness him and integrate him into the team to make them a better outfit and harder to play against, this cunt has ostracised him because he told the truth. Pardew needs to die in a fucking fire.

Just imagine if we could somehow include Ben Arfa into the front third of the park. Cabella, Ben Arfa and De Jong floating and inter-changing around a mobile striker. Just imagine.... If only we had Ben Arfa in the first team squad, that would be immense. We'd score loads and win loads of games. Oh well, never mind...

Proof that getting loads of cash for a player(s) means absolutely nothing unless you spend it well. They've banked a fortune this summer and spaffed the whole fucking lot on a load of shite (relatively speaking) so far. Long's a canny player but he's not worth that. Ditto Forster. They'll do extremely well to tread water for a season or 2.

Dos.