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Carver is not a "yes" man. He's a "please thrown one up me, I'll not even complain, man". It's embarrassingly transparent and he's the new club doormat. Dare say Ashley could smear his shit all over Carver's face in a meeting and Carver would keep on smiling like the pathetic fat, gormless cunt he is.

Carver will put up with literally anything to continue managing the team. He doesn't give a shit who is bought, who is sold, he will do exactly as he's told and he won't complain at any point. For this reason alone I make him favourite to be in charge of the club on opening day 2015-16. No matter how he's treated he's clamming to do the job. The thick cunt deserves all of the shit that's coming, fuck him, he's 100% dispensable and will be binned as and when the cunts above him decide. He's collateral damage and he'll sink without trace within weeks of being sacked.

Non-league stuff gives me my fix every other week. £5 in and I can walk to the ground, it's far more enjoyable than seeing Newcastle trying to grind out another win by a single goal in the annual quest for 40 points. Fuck that shit.

Gudjon Thordarson

3 seasons ago there were 8 of us with a ST at work. Once this season is finished there won't be any with the last 2 jacking theirs in yesterday. These are solid fans of the club that are so disillusioned with how things are panning out that, even giving the club the benefit of the doubt for the last year or 2, they're walking away from tickets they've held for years, in 3 cases decades. It's criminal.

This. Said at the time it could at least be argued that it was accidental. Personally think he knew exactly what he was doing and meant it but I wouldn't be at all surprised if he managed to argue the fact it was accidental. Don't think this one's cut and dried by any stretch tbh.

No need to.

He's got loads of things wrong with his game but his very worst fault is being lauded as his biggest strength. Fucker's blowing out of his arsehole after 5 minutes.

It applies, but he'll get away with it. CHARGED!!!!

Will be last on MotD too.

1-1 and Meyler will headbutt Carver.

Champion.

Would love Costa to score at that end....

That'll do.

Some see fans continuing to pump hundreds/thousands of pounds a year into the club as being a tacit endorsement of the way the club is being run. The club has proved that they can pretty much do what they want, treat the fans with both contempt and disdain in equal measure and the punters still keep coming back. Coming back for more, year after year, encourages them to continue running the club in this manner because there's no consequence, the fanbase are a living, breathing human punchbag and they'll continue to smash the shit out of it. And they're having their pockets lined for the privilege. I can understand the social side of things being an attraction but there comes a time when a line in the sand needs to be drawn and people need to vote with their feet if they want things to change. Keep on doing what you've always done and you'll keep on getting what you've always got.

M'Biwa's best run of form was when he played with Williamson about 15-16 months ago. Unfortunately as soon as Coloccini was fit again he was straight back into the team and M'biwa never got another real chance/run in the side. That was the death knell of his time here and he was never going to be used properly by Pardew after that.

Just enough to receive no retroactive punishment because Chelsea/Mourinho. Proving he actually intended to stamp would be very difficult imo. Thinking he has and proving he has are a very different kettle of fish.

I think he's meant both of those stamps but he's done a very 'good' job of making both of them appear to be slightly accidental. Not sure if 'good' is the right word.

"astounded" and "delighted".

I'd agree with that if they weren't playing a pack of despicable cunts.

Just in time for Hull...

I know which name would be on the teamsheet first.

Like a new signing. Timing couldn't be better with Sissoko moving on too.

...and I'll have no axe to grind if he does decide to move on. He's got his career to think about and wanting to achieve things before he hangs up his boots is natural and understandable. Him showing a bit of ambition at this point in time contrasts perfectly with our latest managerial appointment and magnifies the differences in ambition and goals. He's not the weird one for having ambition, we're the freaks for actively wanting to stand stock still.

My own theory, probably shared by many others, is that they've sounded a few people out and got a positive response from them indicating they're interested. They've followed it up by discussing the role they see for the new head coach and they've all run a mile leaving them with no choice but to pretend they're 'waiting' until Summer to buy a bit more time. Give it to Carver and cross their fingers he doesn't relegate the club until them come up with someone spineless enough to become a patsy and if they still can't find anyone then Carver will get the gig permanently.