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I'd agree with that if they weren't playing a pack of despicable cunts.

Just in time for Hull...

I know which name would be on the teamsheet first.

Like a new signing. Timing couldn't be better with Sissoko moving on too.

...and I'll have no axe to grind if he does decide to move on. He's got his career to think about and wanting to achieve things before he hangs up his boots is natural and understandable. Him showing a bit of ambition at this point in time contrasts perfectly with our latest managerial appointment and magnifies the differences in ambition and goals. He's not the weird one for having ambition, we're the freaks for actively wanting to stand stock still.

My own theory, probably shared by many others, is that they've sounded a few people out and got a positive response from them indicating they're interested. They've followed it up by discussing the role they see for the new head coach and they've all run a mile leaving them with no choice but to pretend they're 'waiting' until Summer to buy a bit more time. Give it to Carver and cross their fingers he doesn't relegate the club until them come up with someone spineless enough to become a patsy and if they still can't find anyone then Carver will get the gig permanently.

That's unbelievable. Absolutely crazy stuff. A new boiler for only £16 a month.

I. Hope use R all proud now. got rid of Pards and now luck. Grass not allways greener Eh? Nor!!!

If that's the case (and it was widely reported in France that Garde wanted it) then get their name on a fucking contract. Exactly. If Garde or another candidate can't take over until the summer then fair enough, get a contract signed for him to start on 1st June and appoint Carver until then. It's not what I'd prefer but it would be better than this. Using the "wait til the summer" excuse would be passable if they'd actually tied someone down officially. It's a fucking pisstake.

Course it has. Feet up, job done, just coast through the season and continue to get away with substandard performances for the rest of the season. go through the motions picking u the odd win here and there perhaps, finish 16th then jet off to spend the money they're stealing from the club. The fucking cretins.

Good.

"The results aren't the problem, we're starting to play well." "Newcastle need stability so, yeah, let's keep John" Un-fucking-believable.

Corals btw.

He's got the job purely because he was born in the right city - that's it. There's absolutely nothing else on his CV to suggest he's remotely even worth a shot at a PL job. He's managed briefly at lower level and largely done a shit job. Hope he gets hounded out, the fat prick.

We've already dropped 2 places down the league since this prick's been in charge which means he's already cost us £2.4m in prize money. Once Palace pass us next month the Pardew compo will have 'vanished'. Lush.

Just checked the odds and we're as big as 33/1 to go down. Personally I don't think we'll go down at this stage but that's exceptional odds because we will be dragged into the bottom 6. If we go into a proper tailspin then I wouldn't rule it out totally.

There's only so many times you can use the words 'disgraceful', 'embarrassing' and 'pitiful' before they lose some if their impact. These cunts make so many poor decisions that the outright condemnation today doesn't seem to mean as much any more. Decisions like this one should be fucking pilloried by every single fan but we're so used to slamming the gormless cunts that another slap in the face barely registers any more. Anyone who renews for next season needs their heads checking. Paying hundreds of pounds a year to be treated with staggering contempt. They're laughing at you. And you're paying them to do it.

I'll be honest here - I can't see us getting 40 points. It'll still probably be enough to stay up but it'll be a massive struggle to get a point a game with Carver in charge.

4 fucking weeks and the best they can come up with is John fucking Carver. It's pitiful and embarrassing.

Oh look, this thread is at the top again.

The bottom half of the league is an absolute shit-fest, ourselves included. To be relegated this season you'd need to be extraordinarily poor.

The fat little pig will be reading every column inch that's being written about him. Hopefully he's squirming in his own faeces whist doing so.

Lazio go from 1 down to 2-1 up within 5 mins of the second half.

Both surprised and delighted with the amount of negative reaction his spunky interview has generated. Seems as if the penny is dropping and awkward questions are being posed as to what's happening at our club. It's gone on for years, we all know, but the hacks seem willing and able to get their teeth into Charnley and Ashley. Good stuff. Fully expect another swathe of negative articles when we announce how much money we've made in the next month or two. People need to join the dots and if they need it shoved in their faces so they can't fail to see it then fair enough. Fuck them all.

Been years (literally) since I've seen kids playing football in the yard at school.