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Worst (12 game) start to the league for 32 years. I like Wenger but this does look like one season too many.

Can imagine the execs at Sky scrambling to get Wigan v Cardiff on the box in February. Potential to be amazing if Tan's in the directors box.

ffs That's fucking unreal....or not: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVEmcH-GTUg

The Cabaye excuse is null and void now imo. We've, somehow, won 5 off the bounce without Cabaye. Clearly it's possible to win without him (we always knew this) so bemoaning the fact he's not here any more simply doesn't wash any longer. He left nearly a year ago, he can't be used as an excuse for poor results any more. No-one can, not pardew or his little gang.

Absolutely astonished that just a month after overseeing one of the worst sustained run of results in the history of the club this fucker has got the sheer audacity to now compare his team to Bayern Munich. Arguably the best club side on the planet, certainly one of, and this utter fucking prick wants to mention us in the same sentence as Bayern. On any possible level it's about as pathetic as it gets. Bayern Munich may as well play a different sport to us. Like a spotty teenager bursting a few zits in the mirror and walking away thinking he's James Bond. I absolutely despise the bloke.

Neurotics build castles in the sky, psychotics live in them. It's an old cliche but it rings true for this fucker. Genuinely think he believes the weapons grade pigshit he comes out with. Cunt's in complete denial as to his own abilities and is prone to flipping out. Section the massive wanker immediately.

Always dreamt about being 4th in the league after 12 games. One more off the bucket list

Wuuup. Here we go.

That was about as easy as it gets at this level. Expected far more from Scotland but the difference in quality was huge.

That's superb.

Good goal that tbf.

This is the football equivalent of holding a midget at arm's length whilst hoofing the little fucker in the bollocks periodically. Scotland have been ridiculously poor.

Punished. Good.

Was that when we moved Simpson on?

Honestly? I think it's class.

Not sure, I was thinking of the 1-0 when Shola scored after 80 or so minutes, as it was in December and I was back up for it. Shola went another 16 months before his next league goal iirc. That win came in the middle of a horrific run of form that has become routine. Like a little sweetcorn in Pardew's standard stool.

He was behind the ball. Just, like.

KANE!!!!!

Not shy about telling each other how fucking great they are either, are they? It's almost as if they need to constantly reassure themselves of just how fucking mint they are because they've got little doubts individually. Over-compensating. "We are mint, aaaren't we?" "Aye, marra. Fucking class support." "Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought. Just checking marra." etc

You reap what you sow. It's not bad luck, it's bad management of the squad and it was always going to happen at some point in the season. You roll the dice and it goes against you - tough shit, get on with it. Williamson and Dummett it is.

Coming from somewhere considered 'rough' is the making of you imo. You make a mistake and you often learn the fucking hard way. You set your lip up and you're swiftly smacked back down again and there's nothing wrong with that.

and he's English and, therefore, infallible and immune from criticism.

It's a blow but injuries happen unfortunately. Could have been a shite sight worse for the lad.

Must admit that I thought Shearer got the better of the deal due to Bellamy's pace and workrate. Bellamy ran his bollocks off, dragged defenders all over the place which gave Shearer a bit more time and space. The two of them dovetailed superbly and were a right handful for any defence around at that time.