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I'd wait until I saw a really fat person go up and do the whole thing before i even contemplated it tbh. It pork-chop does it and returns safely then I'd consider it.

Exactly.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/05/11/upshot/up-soccer-table.html?smid=fb-nytimes&WT.z_sma=UP_TPL_20140512&bicmp=AD&bicmlukp=WT.mc_id&bicmst=1388552400000&bicmet=1420088400000&_r=2 Table if only 'English' goals counted. Who thinks this shit up?

They'll buy a few early on to continue the charade. By the end of the window we'll have balanced the books. We'll be worse off as a result.

The hearing declared that the club had admitted to 'repeatedly and intentionally misleading the press, public and the fans of Newcastle United', while the evidence given by owner Mike Ashley and his fellow executives over the course of the two-week hearing was described at one point in the verdict as 'profoundly unsatisfactory'. They're proven liars. Absolute scum.

Can guarantee some daft cunts will fall for it yet again. It's bullshit designed to pour oil on troubled waters. More lies.

Just watched Danny Simpson back off for 50 yards. Impressive.

Where's the Pardle one?

Paid for their chips though.

There's an embargo on it isn't there? Club comment first.

I think it's more an issue about not even taking them seriously to begin with. I could handle getting knocked out if I knew we actually wanted to progress as deep into the competition as possible. The odd semi-final or final would be ace but I'd not necessarily expect it. What I'll not tolerate is the fact we don't even try because a) they don't bring in enough money and b) we have an incompetent in the dugout who has already proven he can't handle extra games other than the League.

Kasami for me. Wilshere's is the better team goal but for individual brilliance then Kasami's wins.

Wew!!

If they're prepared to bid £27m for him off the bat then they'll go to £30m. If he's going anyway then rinse the cunts and spend every penny you get.

Why wasn't that particularly well attended again, was it quite overpriced? Bilbao iirc. Remember tickets seemed way ott for a testimonial.

So if Barca win next week then they're champions?

Game back on.

Simeone gan ments.

Oh fuck.

He's thick as fucking whale spunk. Just gets booked for having a pop (in my opinion he had a bit of a point tbh) the walks away and has another pop. That's just retarded. Really hope I never have to see him ever again.

Dowd always waits until the 4th official has a look at the replay and tells him if it was a red or a yellow. He generally gets praise for 'waiting and not acting to hastily' but he's just getting the opinion of some cunt who's had the benefit of several slow-motion replays before he pulls a card out. Happens every time man.

We gave up from Boxing Day, went on the longest losing run for a quarter of a century, donated them 6 points and harangued our manager into his dugout as the results and performances were so shockingly bad... ....and we still finished 11 points ahead of these cunts.

Missed off 'showed a lot of character' and 'very difficult place to come and get a result'. May even get a cheeky 'any team would have struggled here today'.