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Think we got lucky with that. Don't think it was a penalty myself.

Thought the referee was poor for both sides tbh. It's in our nature to keep things interesting right?

Joelinton has been a bit off it since he's come back from injury. We've not been too bad but Dortmund have been brilliant and are coping with the conditions better than us.

Making a habit of those now! His first touch is ridiculously good!

Diabolical defending.

Rumours had it is that Sandro has requested for a trail by combat. KSI is his first choice.

Welcome to the Newcastle United fan base.

Missing this game! What's changed second half?

I'll have some of whatever you're smoking.

chills... literally chills.

Can he kick with his right foot though?

The way he chases and hounds the defenders is unbelievable. I have no idea how he does this for 90 minutes! Maybe it's a blessing in disguise that he gets Sunday off completely with the amount of minutes he has already.

We started nervously first few minutes and couldn't string two passes together. It wasn't until Bruno and Schar showed some composure with the ball and then got the others into the game. The rest is history.

Was similar with my newborn son although I shouted for like a second! During the third goal, I ran around the living room and was told by the wife, "Watch his head! Watch his head!"

Fucking deserved tonight! Well played laddo!

Might have stolen the MOTM from Bruno with that goal at the end. What a guy!

Wor flags out ?

Schar for midfield! ?

Even Eddie's getting annoyed with the poor kicking by Pope.

Was literally just thinking that myself!

Agreed. He's given the ball away cheaply last few times so right sub for me. Edit: I will add he has had a great game.

Forgot about this!! come on you... reds...

Whoops! But hilarious that Onana is getting exposed again.

He probably meant when Longstaff is playing.

He could have 100 mint games in a row and he still wouldn't drop Phillips.