David Icke - Son of God

Today's result doesn't bother me so much. It'll go to shit sooner rather than later.

That toilet in the Bigg Market?

Definitely the looker of the bunch, but then Pardew could chuck on a pair of specs and he looked like a sex pest Joe 90. Look where that got us. We need to go for someone who looks like the fourth Bee Gee. Step forward Mr Tuchel.

Look on the bright side, he's got the support of the 100% of the Mackems that answered the survey.

Is Carver standing on Schteve's toe?

Is Shteve no longer British? Or am I looking at the wrong list? Schteve's not on the Express list. The other four are.

Sunday Express reporting the exact same list as Anal. No British manager and Carr and Charnley will be clearly in charge of recruitment in the new structure.

Typical. The one player we received a big bid for under Ashley and turned it down is now absolute fucking wank.

The only hope I have is that Ashley realises a shit manager means relegation, and he'd rather risk we appoint someone semi-competent and flirt with the not-so-lucrative Europa League than go down again.

Total load of shite and only a bit racist.

Show your working. Ketsbaia had a very good relationship with the fella in charge of Famagusta who was a bit of a knobhead by all accounts.

"You're not going to spend millions and millions of pounds" We spent £36m this summer didn't we? Merson is an absolute helmet

Appointing McCoist would surely shit on Ashley's argument that there's no conflict of interest in him owning us and Rangers. Plus Ashley's not paying him anything at the moment, Rangers are.

Wow, such foresight Nailed it

"Ladies and gentleman...they got him"

This. He's not employed currently either. What a f***ing coup that would be. I know nothing about him, why would it? What's so great about him? A look at his league finishes with Mainz shows 9th, 5th, 13th, 13th, 7th, compared to Pardew's 5th, 16th & 10th in a better league. I know position isnt the whole story, but like I said it's all I have to work from Also there's only 18 teams in the Bundesliga. So 13th doesn't sound too good for me. Mainz have only been a part of the top 2 German leagues since the early 90's so they're not a big club. They're basically Wigan.

I'm in the "I'd tear my cock and balls off if Tuchel ends up on our touchline" camp.

I'm not fucking kidding http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nufcfans_shola_ameobi_pizza.jpg

I'll not have a bad word said about Shola. The prospect of him becoming our manager makes me too excited for words.

If that happens... http://cdn.acidcow.com/img/20110205/1296870506_randymarshjizz.jpg

Bruce. Carver. Galtier. ? Sessions.

I'm not too worried about Carver as I don't see us doing particularly well while he's caretaker.

Because the Mackems are chucking money at it. Seriously, I'm not joking - http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nigel-worthington.1013988/ What a bunch of spastics

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3395589/independence-day-salute-o.gif

He didn't even do the NUFCTV interviews. He fucked off immediately after full time.