David Icke - Son of God

Can you say record low points total.

That profile picture, man

In less than two weeks a campaign ran entirely on social media gains enough traction to make what looks like at least 10k stay away. Well done NUFC_stats and AshleyOut.com.

I still think he's got something to offer unlike Raylor, but he's clearly burnt his bridges.

Aye, for having the temerity to have to go off the pitch with a head injury apparently. Very harsh

There was a point on Sunday where Gouffran was playing defensive midfield. I'd have one of Tiote's wives playing there ahead of that useless cunt.

Even without the boycott I had/have no appetite to go to the Spurs game.

Gouffran start apparently. Up front.

I'm enjoying this, but you know it's going to result in Poyet getting the bullet and their new manager bounce meaning they turn us over comfortably in a few weeks.

Best was a great natural finisher. I fucking loved him.

Article titles?

Our FA Cup selections suggest that the case.

We'll not pick up a single point during March or April.

Where's all the Tuchel talk came from? Seen him mentioned quite a bit on Twitter today.

Regarding the season ticket angle, and I could be talking bollocks here, but if we got to the summer and we do appoint Carver or some other useless cunt couldn't we just cancel the DD and request a full refund before the season kicks off?

There'd be 81, but Kinnear sent his application to Newcastle Jets.

Actions not words Lee.

He looks like a gangland Harry Hill.

Dummett was fucked.

"Jesus saves, SuperMac scores the rebound"?

Of course, because strikers that rely on their pace to create chances are renowned for retaining their abilities well into their early to mid thirties. Honestly I think they'll get a good 12 months out of him, possibly a little longer, but their problems lie in their inability to create chances. Defoe's not going to be much good when Gomez is passing the ball back to his centre half for 90 minutes and then once his legs go they'll not be able to shift him.

Good player on his day but he's robbed them blind. They've more or less matched his MLS wages and given him a job until he's 36.

Hasn't Morrison been ostracised because he wouldn't sign with Big Sam's preferred agent rather than being a dickhead?