David Icke - Son of God

"we've telt them jawdees marra. Jack Cockback is a traitor FTM".

apparently everton want him on loan They can have him. The useless fucker was in the newspapers again today complaining he wasn't picked for England. He was turboshit through August to December and February to May

I couldn't give a shite if he celebrated against us. It's parochial shit. He's an NUFC player now, so I'll support him like I do every other NUFC player. Apart from Steven Taylor. Fuck Steven Taylor.

Cheeky bassas

I don't have a problem with the deal as long as he doesn't play that often.

They seem genuinely gutted. Why? Because it's us? He's average as fuck, but at the end of the day he ran his deal down and moved to their rivals. The mad cunts owa there will be seething.

Whatever you think of Colback it's worth heading over to the SMB for the impending meltdown.

He's got a lovely voice, apparently.

White arms?

This is my assumption. I didn't realise people were actually tetchy about the cutting down of trees, given how much it happens, and how few people I know who refuse to use tree-based products. Like paper?

Confirmed. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140606/magpies-confirm-ayoze-arrival_2281670_3886001

He covers them alright. The porky cunt makes HBA look like Mr Universe.

He's a more than adequate replacement for Gosling, which given his versatility and his Englishness I'm assuming he is. The problem is Pardew rated Gosling and played the useless fucker, so God knows how much game time Colback will get. He'll probably be part of our new CM pairing.

I couldn't give a shit what he did when he scored against us, I'm more concerned we're signing players of his calibre.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/04/0498f25463a0d5de07cf22e768aa2fc2a6fff24494ee9af2d776c4296d13ad2b.jpg

I like Ings and I think he'll turn into a decent Premier League striker but he'll be expensive and he's injury prone as fuck, isn't he? McCormack can piss off. The fat cunt is your archetypal Championship striker. He'd be a waste of a squad number.

Away with you and your Shola hate.

Shola

There have been reports in France we were trying to sell him to Bordeaux.

I think the club would've happily shifted Saylor and kept MYM and Colo. They've probably told Pardew he has to lose one now Coloccini is staying and he's plumped for Yanga because our manager is an absolute penis.

Don't give them ideas, man

A sane manager would be looking to phase Coloccini out and build the defence around MYM while doing everything in their power to offload that bright orange drain on resources who purports to be a Premier League footballer. Not this fuckwit though...

It started when they booked the Kings of Leon and went downhill from there.

What a cluster fuck, man.

Absolute scandal Steven Taylor is still being paying a wage by this football club. He's a clown.