David Icke - Son of God

LOOK AT HIS BINT MAN YER HOM!

Remember when Woodgate was bucking that lassie from Big Brother. The noughties was fucking weird.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/ellis-short-just-as-bad-as-mike-ashley.1119473/ Poor them

Aye, Urby Emanuelson. The daft racists

That was small time as fuck. "Here's a player we've been linked it. Let's give him a clap, he'll definitely join us after that."

One of their players allegedly grooms and fucks a child - "He shags who he wants!" One of our players allegedly marries a 13 year old - "Dorty maggy bassa marra"

What the fuck's happened to M'Vila? I seem to remember him being a dead cert to sign for Liverpool, then he was almost certainly off to QPR when they were chucking silly money around. Is he as much of a heedthaball is as made out?

He won't fuck us over He's Chancel Mbemba He's Chancel Mbemba He won't fuck us over

Wickham's shit but he's saleable, unlike Fletcher and Graham. They'll get a fair wedge for him.

He was interviewed two years ago asking what team and league he likes, said Premier League and Newcastle. Not a fucking clue why mind Shearer, allegedly.

aye right mate First time he does this and gets a three game ban.

I literally don't give a shit anymore.

Aye, love the stories they make up about us all thinking he's the next Pele and all that. mackem logic - don't let good old facts get in the way of a good "mag bashing". If it sounds good and paints NUFC and their fans in a bad light, it's automatically a fact. Also, gotta love the way he goes from world beater when they are linked with him to "he can't be that good if he signs for the mags". As if that rule doesn't apply if they had signed him. Not kidding, Friday morning I logged on to Facebook and the first thing I saw was some Mackem talking to himself about how we all love Ashley again because of Wijnaldum's signing and we're fickle as fuck.

The best thing about signing players is reading the arguments they're having among themselves about stuff that imaginary mags are saying/thinking.

He's a genuine journalist. Wrote quite a bit for UK press.

Ivan de la Pena spotted at Newcastle Airport.

I remember the consensus for large parts of that season was that Tiote was pretty fucking naff. He only really began to excel when we went 433.

He's not likely to slag off the club, being in the employ of one of our preferred media partners.

Holiday.

Gobshite by all accounts. He was the one peddling the "wait and see" stuff a few weeks ago when the anti-ashley stuff was at its height.

If it's between Patty V and Charver I'll take the former every fucking daym

Nee Kendrick, like

I hope the radgies take it out on the Sports Direct adverts. I'd like to see a few of those thrown on the pitch.

RIP Rocker

It just shows how highly Ashley values loyalty. He could be about to lose £70m, all because he went with the bloke that would kiss his arse rather than the best person for the job.