David Icke - Son of God

Colback's set pieces are shite.

SHIT!

It's ready, it just doesn't fit with the marketing campaign.

I've knocked one out to better quality cam4 streams. This is absolute poverty.

So you didn't want to win the Schalke Cup then?

Gouffran's "Have I left the gas on?" look there, man

Coloccini's head still isn't right or he's finished. Either way he's been absolutely garbage for sixth months and club captain or no he should not be anywhere near the starting XI on current form. I could die a relatively happy man if Steven Taylor never pulled on a Newcastle shirt again. If we don't sign another defender (we won't) I'd consider starting the season with MYM and Williamson at centre back. I know MYM didn't particularly cover himself in glory yesterday but it was a partnership which served us pretty well on the rare occasions we got to see it last season and at least Mapou looks like he has the capacity to develop into a good centre back.

Fucking hell, Dave. I thought you were meant to be canny

I think we'll keep trying for Remy, but more in the hope that come deadline day we're the last man standing and we're his only option out of QPR.

We'll either score fuck loads or next to nowt or end up somewhere in between. That's my expert opinion and you can hold me to that.

No Saylor or Dummett? Starting roles for Big Vurn and MYM? http://img.pandawhale.com/101379-Jim-Carrey-I-like-it-alot-gif-GflM.gif

I give it two games before Pardew plays him on the fucking wing.

Aye, he looks decent from the YT video I saw. A proper centre forward who can finish by the looks of it, although not the quickest. http://www.themag.co.uk/assets/2012/06/denniswise1.jpg

lol wu dat

I've never considered leaving. It's only the internet ffs.

Now Gimp's on board we can ramp up our interest.

He scores goals. Buy the fucker because if we don't get him we wont get anyone else, let alone anyone better.

Pardew invites players to voice concerns and then goes on like a fucking child when one of them actually does. What a cunt.

"Rob Elliot's huge throw to the right was flicked on by Obertan" You mean it hit his massive fucking bulb, aye Lee?

If Pardew wants to be liked he has to do three things: - Stop talking shit - Stop being so shit at his job - Stop looking so fucking pleased with himself...

And we thought that we sold any half decent player at the drop of a hat

It picked up markedly after Christmas when it became clear we were going to piss the league. The 5-1 against Cardiff was fantastic, largely due to the fact it was a Friday night kick off and everyone was pissed.

That's the off field highlight, obvs.

The on field highlight of the Championship season by some fucking distance.

We made a lot of bang average players look good during the Championship season, Fitz Hall and Marlon Harewood being the stand out names. I reckon I could've slotted into our Championship team and not been a complete liability with 10 Premier League quality players around me. That said I always quite liked van Aanholt, even if he didn't really have any outstanding attributes. He was tidy on the ball and had a good engine, but he wasn't keen on getting up the line and overlapping like Enrique did.