David Icke - Son of God

Harsh on the piss artist that.

Christ on a fucking Vespa.

Their desire to be liked is fucking odd. One of the top threads on the SMB at the minute is about Colin Murray being nice about them. Fucking stark raving ronsons the lot of them.

Not Status Quo's most successful single.

It's not like any of the cunts currently out there have one anyway.

Said it all season, but it strikes me as fucking stupid that Mitrovic and Cisse haven't played together.

He can attain legendary status if he scores the goals to keep us up, takes out an absolutely massive loan with Wonga and then fucks off to China in the summer without paying it back.

Because at the end of the day they're the real victims in all of this. Fucking spenks. For what it's worth I don't think Sunderland did know (risk for them would've been massive), but some of their fans, particularly the SMB brains trust, have not covered themselves in glory. Months of perpetuating the absolutely baseless "slag in a night club" theory and singing "Adam Johnson, he shags who he wants". Nee wonder they're windmilling. I'd be embarrassed too. They're probably a little pissed off that the six in a row stuff is tainted by the fact a lot of their goals during this run were scored by a card carrying kiddie fiddler. It's going to make watching the highlights a bit of a grim affair.

Essential that Doumbia hits the ground running so we actually start picking up points, but so he takes some of the pressure of Mitrovic. I don't think there's a chronic lack of ability there, I think he's just an incredibly young lad in a brand new league suffering from a lack of confidence in a team that struggles to create much at the best of times.

Only about a half a decade after the daft cunts were applauding him off the pitch

For all the talk of a plan B, we don't seem to have one.

We've gone mental. Charnley's just dropped a fistful of cowies.

I hope nee one put candles on his cake. Poor cunt would go down to blow them out and come back up looking like Simon Weston.

We're not doing well on the "players DISOG thinks are shit" front.

It's the poor sods in the lower Leazes and Gallowgate I feel sorry for.

I'm willing to put my neck on the line and say he'll be absolutely fucking garbage.

Can't knock the club for making football more affordable. Shame the product is fucking tits mind.

That fucking run, man

It's a bit awkward that they keep going back for him. He did everything in his power last season to avoid making the loan permanent. He's still an upgrade on what they have, like.

It's the unrelenting negativity which completely ignores absolutely everything else that went on that gets on my tits. Krul played well today, he made a couple of important saves and there's people saying they're "surprised" he's not being shat on.

Those walkways held up by scaffolding look sturdy mind.

This fucking board, man. It was well hidden when we were stinking up the joint under Pardew and Carver was dragging us toward the Championship but there are some people on here who will pick fault with absolutely everything. Lunatics

Isn't it largely due to the franchise nature of sports over there? Clubs use stadium's as leverage. "Build us a new one or we'll fuck off to LA" in the NFL for example.

And thauvin was a toe away from scoring. Amazing how stupid some people are. Or that shot Ayoze had that just went wide versus Man Utd. Apart from all of those chances we haven't looked like scoring though. The fact he's managed to get a back four that was a complete fucking shambles for at least 18 months, probably more, well drilled enough in a few months to go to OT and play 70 minutes against Arsenal with ten men and only concede one heavily deflected goal is a minor fucking miracle. We're not the finished article by any means but there are genuine signs if progress.

Can anyone find the photo of Daveed and his Mrs on the pitch when he signed? http://www.nufc.com/advent2011/ginola-wife.jpg