BlueStar

Pardew August 2012 Pardew December 2013

People care so much about the scoreline in this thread like I'm expecting a Channel 4 Dispatches investigation into the methodology used in calculating the score and potential bias in the NO thread title appeal board.

Hull fans singing "We'll die when we want"

It's just inbuilt, everything in black and white is shit, worse than shit, abhorrent. Hence if we win it's the fault of the opposition. It's a mental block that can't allow them to see anything of any worth coming from Newcastle. See Cisse's strike against Chelsea, lucky, shit, not even in the top ten for goal of the season.

http://i.imgur.com/Ixjycvc.png He has a point like. Read a pretty cutting quote from his brother along the lines of "He had everything and I had nothing. The only thing I had that he didn't was Natasha. So he took her."

That mackem miss

If Walcott comes off the bench is Theophile going to molest him?

They did, then villa nicked Bent off them and they had a tantrum

One of the guys on football rigging charges appeared in the dock in a Man U puffa jacket. Give us the '96 title!

Three arrested over computer hacking at the FA, including one referee. Still think we're overdue a proper leveson-sized premier league scandal.

Mike Williamson happy to fight for place at Newcastle http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/9046510/

Newcastle boss Alan Pardew calm over Yohan Cabaye and Fabricio Coloccini reports http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/9046221/

Delroy Facey one of those arrested.

Basically came here to post exactly that!

Doesn't this put us above Spurs on GD? I like moving up the league without playing

Good timing Daily Mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2478842/Newcastle-United-havent-scored-corner-years-78-matches.html

The chant of "We fucking scored from a corner! Scored from a cooooorner!" was mint, even Pardew acknowledged it with a wave

Half way to the metro station I realised today's not the best match to wear my 80s scarf from when we had that green and yellow away kit.

http://www.thefa.com/News/governance/2013/nov/taylor-warned.aspx

Ostrich. 'Ostriches are known to bury their heads deep into the sand, searching for facts, before making judgements. This it at odds with the common old man, who prefer to jump to the most negative conclusion, almost immediately. As a result, the ostrich looks a lot less silly than the old man.' - Science Contrary to popular belief, ostriches do not bury their heads in the sand. The old saw probably originates with one of the bird's defensive behaviors. At the approach of trouble, ostriches will lie low and press their long necks to the ground in an attempt to become less visible. Their plumage blends well with sandy soil and, from a distance, gives the appearance that they have buried their heads in the sand. - National Geographic

Spot the mistake http://www.nufcdirect.com/nufc-onsie-sn-34-425199

But if we win matches we should lose and lose matches we should win, and we should win this match, that means we should lose this match in which case we'll win it.

http://i.imgur.com/xiZ0rPH.gif

Hull's one win