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He probably won't realise he's scored until the interview after.

I've been ground down so much that I find it hard to get excited about anyone anyway. We're easily outbid on anyone we're linked with, and if they do come they'll either be shit to start with, Pardewed into a boring clogger, left out of cup games because we don't care about then, benched for not tracking back or, if by some chance they're actually good and bring something to the team, whored out to buying clubs in every post-match interview until we flog them on the last day of a transfer window and don't replace them.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11695/9332518/premier-league-sunderland-fined-for-breaching-fa-rules-on-agents

Anti-World Cup graffiti in Brazil http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/05/29/world-cup-2014-anti-fifa-graffiti-brazil_n_5408811.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

Sky's take on it http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/9330214/transfer-news-newcastles-mathieu-debuchy-says-his-agents-are-handling-all-transfer-talks

‘At the moment, I’m 100% focused on the World Cup. My agents are working on my future.’ http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2014/clairefontaine-press-conference-2-world-cup-preparation-2014/

"I’ve said all along, communication with the fans & being honest is a big part of what I’m about." - Alan Pardew, May 2012

I think he accidentally a word. Either that or he's just signing off with a load of cash and two fingers in the air.

Yeah, I criticise him but I'm never onside for Newcastle myself.

But no milk. You are a bad milk. HOT DOG.

Chacal Spencer ‏@ChacalLove 5m Hi @PaulDummett ! I know you are a very bad football player but a good boy. The uruguayan people are africans. You smoke. Descomplicating Paulo Duarte ‏@paulocndef 17m You broke Luis suarez. Worthy finished prisioners @PaulDummett Agustin Suparregui ‏@Asuparregui10 43m @PaulDummett fucking shit, motherfucker, you're so fucking, I hope you die, Uruguay has Stamina

Sounds like lyrics Almost missed this addition

Jose ‏@jose_andrada 6m @PaulDummett Suarez You hurt, I apologized. If not, you will fall the curse of all the people of Uruguay Nicolás Colombo ‏@Nicolombo 7m @PaulDummett this is peñarol head. This band no eat nothing. Asi esta bien Rubens Gonzalez ‏@ElPiti1981 10m @PaulDummett we are waiting your apologies dirty men!!!!!! anyway, luis suarez will be the best player of fifa world cup!!!!! De Jong ‏@Gazz0la 29m @PaulDummett CONCHA OF YOUR MUM AND ALL YOUR PARIENTES Gabriel ‏@el_tio1 30m @PaulDummett you guamping boy, dick sucker you and your mother swallows milk every time Marcelo C ‏@Chiter21 17m @PaulDummett you are a looser, donkey and bad milk!! How much was the FA commanded? Enough to buy a LED to enjoy the WC2014? #rubbishplayer What's their problem with milk?

Big stupid blank panel on the back by any chance?

Decent appointment, I wish him nothing but misery and failure.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/malcolm-macdonald-fury-newcastle-uniteds-7130340 Supermac

This lad gets kept out of the team by someone we sell to Bournemouth a week later, definition of Pardewed

A football club where football isn't the priority. Ace.

Not really enforceable for us though. Pardew puts out enough of a first team squad to not get stung for that. Just gets round it by just telling them not to bother trying to win by the looks of it. Surely openly talking down the competition and saying we don't want to be in it is worse than picking a weakened team where you can just say "Well I thought this was the best team for the opposition or squad development, it's not that I don't give a fuck about it."

Do clubs still risk sanctions from the FA for not taking competitions seriously, and the disrepute that brings the game into, or was that done away with wholesale when they decided Arsenal could play their youth squad every cup game?

The the top stories on the website of Brighton's local paper tell a story of their own today http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnlN19TIAAAYbYy.jpg

http://www.itv.com/news/tyne-tees/update/2014-05-13/in-pictures-newcastle-from-the-top-of-st-james-park/

Not sure he's retiring like He fucking should though. Should be booking a holiday to Dignitas.

FOR YOUNGER LOOKING SKIN!