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Away table http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYt3mY4IAAEzXGm.jpg

Can't believe how lucky they are, always play big clubs when they're shit, always winning flukey games etc etc.

Spurs fan mate didn't watch it because he needed to paint his stairs

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-mags.834715/

We win this and the back pages will just be "Where will Tim Krul go on January?!"

Was sure we'd had it there, had no clue how it stayed out till the replay.

Maybe a seal thats hooked on crystal meth. http://i.imgur.com/qUSB8dE.jpg

You can carry over one maximum. If you don't make a transfer one week, you get two the next, but you don't get three the week after. If you only use one of your two free transfers, you'll have two again next week.

Reads like Michael Owen's brochure.

Thing is, if you'd have offered me 4 points from Sunderland, Liverpool and Chelsea I'd have snapped your hand off. Would have thought at least one of them would have come from these twats though!

The half time guy doing the Geordie Jackpot thing. "We used to have a table for the tombola. The cost cutting at this place is getting ridiculous." Wouldn't be surprised if he's not there next match

Wouldn't any potential move to Palace be immediately quashed by Ashley demanding £800m compensation or something?

there's a fan liaison manager? Sounds like it would involve pretty dangerous liaisons.

There's no fucking way Kinnear has a clue how to check his email. Good job an'arl, he'd be wiring the transfer kitty to a Nigerian price.

Ashley doesn't see it as any different than any other game.

Would you take 1-1 now?

Danna danna danna na na NIP MAN!

Let's hope this is an Everton second half and not a Hull second half.

This is fucking woeful.

They're pressing us when we have possession, we're giving them space.

Apart from getting "Newcastle United" with one letter on each toe.

Cops to monitor Twitter and Facebook in hours before Wear-Tyne derby http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/cops-monitor-twitter-facebook-hours-6245511?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

The mackems think the same, he's sent of more of their lot than players from any other club.

Mascot Bertie Bee sent off for Burnley.