BlueStar

That was a Debuchy tackle that one.

Yes, but Chelsea and their fans are, mostly, bellends 500 miles away. Man U fans are ubiquitous bell-ends from sea to shining sea.

What was this before it was deleted?

No more goals

Imagine being a 25-year-old Man U fan and experiencing your team being even slightly shit for the very first time, having to doubt your manager for the very first time. Must be completely fucking alien

Carroll looks like when you press random on Skyrim create-a-character, what the fuck is that on his face?

Oh good, Carroll on.

Reckon if they keep plodding along as they are that March is going to decide if they can stay up, where they've got Norwich, Place and West Ham in a row. End that month in the bottom three and they go into April needing points against the likes of Everton, Chelsea, Spurs and Man U, with the only remaining glimmers of hope being home games against Cardiff and Swansea.

not yet but could do in the near future He means is the rapture coming.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2539179/Swindon-latest-club-ban-local-press-journalists-tweet-Ranger.html

What's happened to Justin Bieber's leg, was he mobbed by fans or something?

More info about the Debenhams deal http://bit.ly/1cVq0Tg Their share price is low after crap Christmas sales so it fits with his buy low model (see Rangers)

@lee_ryder: FA are set to probe Alan Pardew over comments. He was in the wrong but lots of managers do it.

"You're not fit to referee" ringing out on Sky Sports for the second time in the space of 3 hours.

Well the linesman didn't flag, after initial dejection the Man City players made a half-hearted appeal, ref goes and speaks to the linesman and then the linesman suddenly goes "Oh, uh, OK" and flags.

EH? Lineman didn't flag, then the Man City players complain and they decide to disallow it?

Use match thread now, please. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94984.0.html

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The original isn't much better

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdjudHuIgAAFiJj.jpg

Seconder↓ast?

They are shoclomg Sunderland are prontoising them at the moment like, totally shoclomg.

Dunno how they let him do that, not like he out-jumped them he had to duck for it.

Sam Allardyce refuses to apologise and calls on West Ham to stay strong http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/9109031/

Three defeats in 2014 and it's January the 9th