This sounds like far too cunning a ruse for one of Nile's mates, are we meant to believe they took his phone and did this rather than posting "im a batty bumbaclart brrap lol"
This might get lost in the shit storm of how rubbish we are, but what was with Readings celebrations? He acted like we'd been giving him shit all game, cupping his ears to the crowd, sliding on his knees to the corner etc
Last time we went down it meant we got rid of a load of shit like Owen, Viduka, Martins and Duff. The sellable assets we have now aren't ones that would make us better off if they left and were replaced.
If Pardew hadn't chucked our lead away, we'd be on 24 points, 8 ahead of Reading and 4 ahead of Wigan. As it is, we're only 2 ahead of both of them and could end up second bottom after the next match.
Disaster. Unmitigated disaster instigated by the arrogance and incompetence of one man. He's got to go, tomorrow morning preferably, if we're to have any chance to stay up.
Don't even bother trying to ring my phone on 0774 42442, and if I don't answer because I'm in the bath or something don't try ringing Mike or Derek on 0208...
Article in question, saying we won't go down
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2013/01/18/gutierrez-believes-newcastle-will-not-get-relegated-72703-32626995/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
French radio station RMC recon they've offered him €100,000 a week (83k) and a free transfer if relegated - so says InsideFutbol, anyway.
http://www.insidefutbol.com/2013/01/15/e100000-per-week-and-a-free-transfer-if-relegated-how-qpr-moved-ahead-of-newcastle-in-loic-remy-chase/77129/
It's not though is it.
Pay Remy £80k a week, then you'll get HBA, Cisse, Cabaye, etc thinking "hang on a second".
Not getting the players we need to stay up will probably have our best assets thinking 'Hang on a second' as well though.