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Proves the Mags saying he'd only go there if he was given a load of money to spend were wrong FTM 2-1. That moral victory is better than buying a decent striker.

SSN ticker - Bolton reject Sunderland bid for Kevin Davies

Would have to be Carroll + cash if they want Demba instead of him, like.

Liverpool's Andy Carroll has no regrets about his £35million move to Anfield and is determined to make a success of his career. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11669/7465059/Carroll-No-Liverpool-regrets

Isn't it a bit difficult to sort out last-day transfers when ten teams are playing that night?

Owen Coyle has confirmed Sunderland have made an enquiry for Kevin Davies, but the Bolton Wanderers manager remains keen to keep the veteran striker. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/7463836/

Pathetic and predictable.

They look more likely to get another than we look like equalising.

Scouse facebook friend just posted "We're not racist, we only hate mancs" Replied asking if the monkey impression guy was taking the piss out of Ian Brown

You're in proper giggs mode today like. I'm on me phone, gis a break

Apparently a paused sky plus shot shows one of them in full on pouty lipped, arm pit tickling monkey noise mode.

Trololololol http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1013302/bayern-munich-anger-fans-with-%27new-signing%27-pr-stunt?cc=5739 Bayern Munich claimed "a spectacular name" would be signing for the club on Thursday, but provoked an angry response from their fans when it was found to be a marketing stunt. The German club attempted to gain interest in their new marketing tool - an app - by creating a huge wave of speculation over who the new signing would be. Fans were invited to log on and watch the deal unfurl on their official Facebook page, but were let down when general manager Christian Nerlinger revealed an envelope with the users' own Facebook profile pictures on it. In addition, the users also saw their own name appear on the back of a Bayern Munich No. 8 shirt. "Dear fans, you probably already noticed, that we did not sign a new player," a statement on Bayern Munich's Facebook page read. "This app is for our fans to show the importance of you for our club."

Scouser on Facebook Give us the Geordies next round. Let's settle it.

What were they singing at the end there? Heard the word 'racist' and that was all

Lad at work is a Brighton and Villa fan, so can't lose this one.

Indeed. Horrible "club." Don't really know much about MK Dons why are they a "horrible" club?

He's a canny player and a good professional, which is why he's still playing and scoring regularly in the premier league at the age he is. But I'd like Sunderland to sign him because it demostrates which route they're going down in buying over the hill 'safe' premier league experienced players. It's something we used to do a lot and it got us nowhere. Still can't really see it happening.

http://i.imgur.com/ouBH9.jpg

The story of how a guy's mocked up Athletico strip trolled fans, the Spanish press, and led to a knock-off football shirt company actually making his shirt, believing it to be a genuine leak http://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/owbs8/how_i_accidentally_trolled_the_spanish_press/

Started me off looking through the Rolex catalogue, realised I think they're all ugly

Cancer survivor Abidal gives Rolex to sick boy http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/news;_ylt=AsWK.avujVaPHGhU8XJC._Umw7YF?slug=ro-rogers_eric_abidal_cancer_rolex_teenager_012312

I long for when we see "Shola Ameobi hoping to start running soon" as a thread title.

The guy's admitted he made it up to get a bite on his Facebook 'banter' page man

Is he being demonised for stealing £189,000 from the public purse as much as people who claim £53 a week on Jobseekers?

Hope we can faucet through before the window shuts.