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They played well against Arsenal and Liverpool and got 1 point out of it. If they'd played well against Norwich and Swansea they'd have got 6 points. This is why it's pleasing we're picking up something from every match at the moment. I don't care if it's 'only' Blackburn at home, Blackburn points are worth just as much as Man United points.

Presume they haven't read it yet, as RTG isn't in meltdown. Wait till it's wrapped around their cheesy chips tomorrow.

Scholes: I *can* tackle! I was just trying to hurt people! http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/965784/man-united%27s-paul-scholes-defends-bad-tackling,-blames-revenge?cc=5739

Yeah, in the same way I'd fight to keep my cock out of Cheryl Cole's mouth.

Also Got a massive soft spot for them, despite the constant booing. Thanks and that, but what does he mean by constant booing?

Absolutely must not lose this one, would dent our confidence massively and could derail our smooth start. Need to not take them lightly and really go for it.

Needs to play to his strengths and just fucking peg it towards defenders every chance he gets to lessen the chances of getting dispossesed or misplacing a pass. Sadly that's the only thing I've seen him bring to the team so far.

But he always gives 100%, remember

Although Bruce is undoubtably clueless, he seems to be shouldering absolutely all of the blame at the moment due to this belief that their players (even though they were chosen by this thick fat mag cunt) are cush and the only reason they aren't performing is because of the manager. If the new guy doesn't have them playing like champions league winners either then he might find himself under pressure pretty quickly.

His wikipedia seems to have been translated from French to English by someone who doesn't speak either, I wouldn't put too much faith in it.

In the same way that Shakin' Stevens was the UK's Little Elvis.

Can't work out if I'm pleased at him refusing to train because it means he really wants to come play with us, or if I'm concerned that it means that if it seems someone better wants him after a season that he'll start throwing his toys out the pram here as well.

* Mystic Mags

Hope Wi'gan and batter them.

He's fast, he fasts, his legs are not in casts, Demba Ba, Demba Ba.

As long as "trophy signings" doesn't translate to "strikers, because they're geet expensive and that" then fine.

Like "I'm not being funny, but..." "I'm not racist, but..." and "I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, but..."

I don't understand! How come these players don't look as interested in playing in a Sunderland strip as they were in a Man U strip? How come O'Shea isn't looking as solid behind Elmo as he was behind Giggs?

Sunderland might be learning the same lesson we did about buying cast offs from big clubs and especially from Man U. Fergie seems to know when to sell a player. How many players that they were happy to let go (rather than the likes of Ronaldo where their hand was forced) have gone on to be any good?

Need to put their pile of medals in front of the goal.

Spotted this in another thread. Check the comments http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2015127/Sunderland-busier-rivals-Newcastle--Northern-Exposure.html

Changed his fucking tune, the fat twat. Don't worry, it'll be "Hahaha, Newcastle thought they were going to get into the Champions League" soon enough.

48 before bonus points. http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/obama-not-bad.png

Their Harchester United kit is fucking horrible, by the way.

Today: "Yohan, Yohan Cabaye, everyone knows his name" (While he clapped the fans, shirtless) "You let your city down"/"you only sing when you're looting" Can't remember what tune we were singing Demba Ba to, his name fits into just about anything.