BlueStar

Lot of headline writers being told "No, sorry" by their editors today.

Well this has been wank

Killed to death

Mackems

The first letters of each paragraph in Luton's programme spell out WATFORD ARE SHIT COYH

Might you be able to change your avatar to something less like mine please? Keep thinking I'm losing my mind and going "Hang on, I don't remember posting that..."

Don't worry about the bump, it's not what you think. It's worse

Feline Touched Me

That test of the government mobile phone alert system is scheduled to happen at 3pm on Sunday the 23rd of April just when we're kicking off the second half of our home match against Spurs. Wonder what 52,000 phones all going off at full blast at once will sound like. Assuming people have reception, maybe the entire second half will be a racket as they all slowly get through.

See they've had to parsnip our match thread over there

Hahahaha, the hands on the hips of Isak and Fabianski repeatedly looking like a grizzled alcoholic detective who doesn't play by the rules but he gets results goddam- oh no wait, he does not get results.

West Ham: Fabianski, Kehrer, Aguerd, Zouma, Emerson, Rice, Soucek, Paqueta, Bowen, Antonio, Benrahma Subs: Areola, Cresswell, Coufal, Fornals, Lanzini, Downes, Cornet, ings, Ogbonna NUFC: Pope, Trippier, Schar, Botman, Burn, Guimaraes, Longstaff, Joelinton, Murphy, Saint-Maximin, Wilson. Subs: Dubravka, Lascelles, Willock, Isak, Anderson, Ritchie, Targett, Manquillo, Gordon Referee: Craig Pawson (South Yorkshire) Attendance: Current score: 1-3 Wilson ‘6 ‘46 Joelinton ‘15 Zouma ‘37 Booked: Emerson Joelinton Sent off: Television coverage: Sky Sports Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK:http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/ Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. . post match reaction can be found from here Edited March 26, 2021 by BlueStar

Far better today than at the final, weirdly. EDIT: I mean yesterday. Not been to bed yet.

Well that was fucking brilliant. My dad says he's going to get some chips, go home and watch the whole thing again.

Liverpool doesn't need two clubs, just merge them into Liverpool United, red home kit, blue away kit. It's a rubbish rivalry anyway, imagine any other "local derby" where supporters could take mixed trains down to a Wembley semi final with no segregation. Liverpool fans saying they hope Everton don't get relegated because "Imagine the premier league without the Merseyside derby". God, yeah, how would we cope.

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