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"At least Pardew finished fifth" is the footballing version of "At least Hitler made the trains run on time". The next season he ltierally said thank god we weren't in the UEFA cup.

Was just coming here to say this, what on earth?

Shame Kinnear isn't here to call him Sandy Toenail.

I'll be waiting for my HKPost super-economy ePacket

Yeah, like a slimmer cut - unfortunately I don't have a physique like Bruno so don't think I can get away with them any more.

Sadly not, maybe next time

My dad made a point of wearing his toon training anorak to the Pink concert

Never mind that, what about Fender vs... Dire Straits, for some reason. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/dire-straits-v-sam-fender.1609260/

Please tell me someone like Exile or DangerMouse is a massive pro golf fan. What's the odds next major tournament, RTG is happily watching along and reacting in the chat forum golf thread?

Well its not really a statement, just TalkSport understanding something you'd hope people would have understood anyway. One of those things that sows a seed of doubt more than not saying anything, seeing as we wou;d have thought it was a given.,

https://twitter.com/talkSPORT/status/1663860244802314242

Do Luton still have a nasty hooligan element or are "Men in Gear" a thing of the past? Tommy Robinson took his name from a Luton firm twat didn't he?

Or maybe just shut the fuck up for 8 months and quietly return to the game, thankful that your stupidity has been met with such leniency.

Hm

Ha, I always say that to my mates when we split up to our stands after the pub. I've got the voice pretty nailed on now.

The thing about blaring Hey Baby or Pretty Green Eyes at the end is even if he's correct that the crowd want to sing along with the original, we only have player specific lyrics for ten seconds of the chorus, so for the rest of the time you're standing around awkwardly, unable to sing any toon songs because youre drowned out by meandering verses about how DJ Otzi wants to get knuckle deep in some lass he's creeping on in the street. As for the volume, it's fine in the East Stand which makes me think our speakers are fucked and they have to turn up all the other stands so it reaches us.

Yeah, and Bruno will kick sand in your face and stamp on your sandcastle.

Lad in my work league triple captained Wilson

Tindall deliberately winding up this Twitter dweeb now