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RTG have deleted the thread about the guy with the kitchen knife

I always seem to see magpies before Newcastle games, which would seem a coincidence but for the fact I probably see them all the time but don't pay it any mind. It's like when you think it's eerie that someone rings when you were thinking about them, but don't think about all the times you were thinking about someone and they didn't ring, or when somebody rings when you were thinking of someone else. Sure there's a magpie on the pitch at some ground every weekend, but they don't get on telly unless we're playing the mackems.

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Fuck knows, imagine a Batman fan clipped its wings. Went from flapping around on the deck to careering around the roof.

According to people at the match, the groundsmen were chasing the magpie around while people were still coming into the stadium, must have been one of the first people into the ground, which makes you wonder how no-one saw them chuck it on the pitch.

The samurai sword wouldn't have been alive like To think a fan did it you have to believe that either a Newcastle fan would cripple their mascot, or a sunderland fan would put their rival's mascot onto the pitch, it's a fucking absurd suggestion. There's already been a pigeon on the pitch that couldn't fly away from the ball at SJP this season and a fucked bat in the east stand spinning out of control and twatting off the roof, it's what happens where you play on an open air field of grass. Anyone who thinks a fan of either team did it is as thick as Louise Taylor, and that's saying something.

Can only recall 2-3 times I've ever had my bag searched at the match (all away). Last time I went to the SoL I could have carried in a fucking samurai sword, stewards and turnstile operators were too busy taking £20 bribes to let two people in on one click.-

Probably had her corporate box, champagne lunch and 5 star hotel paid for by the RSPB.

I've seen magpies and assorted other birds on football pitches at various matches. There was a woodcock on the pitch that was unable to fly away and which Martins picked up and took off the pitch, who smuggled that one in?

You can't take a bottle of coke into the match man, how has someone taken a live bird in? If you wanted to catch a specific breed of bird for a certain date, how would you go about it, have a quick think and consider if you think you'd be able to catch one and keep it alive until the moment you wanted to chuck it on the pitch.

Hasn't this happened at a derby before, where there was a crippled magpie hopping around and the media were accusing one or the other set of fans of deliberately knacking it and putting it on the pitch?

Shit support and early leavers http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=558550 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=558502 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=558540 Violent idiot fans http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=558504 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=558543 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=558547 Shit performance http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=558536 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=558526 Shit manager http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=558466 Delusion http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=558553

They've won a point from us and it's like their woodstock, commemorative plates are being printed as we speak, reading 1-1 FTM

Be embarrassing if they treat this as getting one over on us like. No revenge for you, mackems!

Fuck I wish this game was over.

How much training do you need to spot the match is on? If the pubs rammed and there's newcastle and sunderland players on the telly it doesn't take fucking columbo.

Sunday Sun says ' trained undercover spotters' are being sent to pubs to pull the plug on illegal channels showing the match and prosecute landlords. Imagine the riot when a community support officer turns the telly off

"My Dan Gosling, My Dan Gosling, I want you to play with my Dan Gosling"

Come on, Smith brace.

Move barton in the middle instead of smith, routledge on the right. Or risk gosling. Just no smith, please.

When I saw West Brom has scored I didn't know what reaction to have, most games this season I've not got a clue who I should be hoping to win.

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Go on then, I'll have a go http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/198/captureix.jpg

Oh fuck off Pardew you pound shop cunt! I'm pretty sure he'd love to be shopping at Harrod's given the chance. He has to shop in pound land with the rumours of the debts he has. Probably more like Pawn shops as well. Porn shops. Your spelling isn't getting any better like.