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'Wanke'? Looks like the way Chaucer might have written it, maybe he's from the past.

What swear words are w***e and n***e? I thought my obscenity vocabulary was pretty good! Nonce? Is that even worth censoring?

Would he be guaranteed first choice at any club that could pay him 60k? I still live in hope there's at least some footballers who like football more than money, but I'm probably living in a fantasy world

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6938824,00.html So there.

The worry was that if they saw someone walking through the streets with a flaming torch in Sunderland they'd think they were off to lynch a witch and join in.

Yeah, would be beyond my expectations for sure. Yeah, nearly put it in "realistic transfer targets" but wasn't sure it was realistic enough. But then again, if he's genuinely that rare animal who'd prefer to be first choice rather than playing second fiddle on the bench of a top four contender then I guess we've got one thing going for us - there's no striker at the club who'd come anywhere close to keeping him out of the team.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6938798,00.html Daniel Sturridge has warned parent club Chelsea that he will be forced to look elsewhere if he is not a first-team regular next season.

Might play some of their yoof. http://www.wba.co.uk/page/News/0,,10366~2362264,00.html

It's a distinct possibility that Birmingham, with the least goals of any team in the league, could end up going down on goals scored. Would be nice to see ugly, negative football punished so explicitly.

I'd prefer Ferguson further up and if Enrique's going then we need another body anyway. Wouldn't mind this as long as we end up with a decent wedge out of the deal, pretty much resigned to Jose being off.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6936929,00.html

Hughton managed to put up with Ashley fucking him about with a smile and a shrug of his shoulders a.d even refused to be drawn into slagging them off when they booted him out. Probably the best guy you could go for if your owners are a set of cunts.

Definitely, proper on and off pitch rucking. Commentators saying "No-one wants to see that in football". Lies!

Love crazy shit like keepers coming up for corners and the resulting chaos at either end

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/may/16/manchester-united-19-times-banner-anfield Didn't hear about this yesterday - Man U fans unveil banner at Anfield. http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/columnists/2011/5/16/1305542576542/Manchester-United-fans-007.jpg

Fulham set for another crack at Europe after UEFA grant England extra Europa League place http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1387554/UEFA-grant-England-extra-Europa-League-place.html#ixzz1MVmSYC8A

Ceefax running "Pardew dismisses Drogba rumours"

Hitzlsperger was looking good for them by the end of the season, can imagine him back in the prem somewhere next year if he's still got a bit of his career left.

You can't really say, but by some very quick and possibly slightly innacurate maths they got 34 points out of 23 games with Bent, 1.48 points a game. Since he left they've got 10 points out of 14 games, an average of 0.7 points a game. If they'd had 0.7 points per game for the first 23 games as well, they'd have a total of 26 points by today which would have seen them mathematically relegated quite some time ago.

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Sickener.