BlueStar

Had to add this to complete the look. http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/504/raincloudsanimatedclipadb2.gif http://i53.tinypic.com/107ug5g.jpg

So lets have a look at the goals in this game of 'hoof ball' shall we? Goal 1 - Corner, knock down header, low overhead kick into the net. Goal 2 - Quick one-two between Jose and Jonas looking for a gap, comes back to Jonas, who plays a low diagonal ball through to Nolan, who taps it straight back to Jonas. Jonas takes a shot, which gets deflected to Carroll, who flicks it to Nolan six yards out to tap home. Goal 3 - Quick tap-tap-tap between Shola and Jonas opens up their defence on the left, Jonas makes a piercing run into the side of the penalty box surrounded by three red and whites and a beaten mackem defender brings him down. Goal 4 - Series of short passes across the middle, Simpson crosses early from the right. Carroll heads onto the bar, Shola scissor-kicks it in the net 'with some style' Goal 5 - Free kick after we once again unlock their defence with short passing on the ground and quick movement off the ball, leading to a desperate challenge. Deflected for a corner, knock down, headed in. Chicken dance. Goal 6 - HOOOOOOOFFFF to Bent, who passes it wide to Henderson who takes a potshot at goal, blocked for a corner. Corner comes in, Gyan (?) heads it to Bent, who slots it home.

Bruce 20-1 next manager to go.

Had to read it twice to realise who he was describing as Wimbledon. Their only tactic was to pass it back to a defender then hoof. Look, its simple. Gyan is Ian Rush, Cattermole is Graeme Souness. Phil Bardsley is Phil Neal, Henderson is Terry MacDermot, Titus Bramble is Alan Hansen, Danny Welbeck is John Barnes, Steve Bruce is Bob Paisley. Surely you can see the comparison?

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/columnists/david-anderson/If-Chris-Hughton-isn-t-a-big-enough-name-for-Newcastle-owner-Mike-Ashley-why-not-get-in-Geordie-legends-Ant-and-Dec-or-even-Cheryl-Cole-David-Anderson-Column-article618459.html What a fucking wanker, no wonder he's deleted nearly all the comments left on his article.

Managed to get a chorus of that going in the pub on Sunday

Imagine that's when the first bricks began to be shat How many of their team have experienced a derby before?

? http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/8833/61774442.jpg (I can see it in the papers tomorrow already by the way "SICK Geordies have styled their scoreline over arch rivals Sunderland as a NAZI SWASTIKA to taunt Sunderland's partially Jewish fanbase.")

When's that from? Good few years back by the strips but they've had so much to cry about I can't place the exact relegation or defeat

Would result in a very swift removal of any and all sports direct branding at least...

http://www.safc.com/news/20101101/we-owe-our-people-quinn_2256213_2203876

Didn't know what the hell happened at the time for our second, suddenly the ball was at Nolan's feet, he was right in frnot of goal with no-one near him. I was looking for a flag, sure he must be offside, or a free kick had been given or something.

Unbelieveably Chris Hughton and Avram Grant are still the shortest odds to go first and 'That Mag Bastard' is still 20-1

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Someone on another board 'Thought you might have enjoyed that one. Can you lay of hughton for a week now? '

RTG is such a guilty pleasure at the moment.

REVEG IS SWEDE! Can only assume Hughton had the lads on Youtube looking at the scenes in Villa Park and the SoL before the those respective matches.

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Still can't get over how piss funny it is, sorry :lol:

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Oi! 'The way he's been treated in the north east'? You mean the 'hughton is a geordie' flag and chanting his his name?

Sewpa kev on motd

Nolan would fuck Mensah up with his three goals. Oh wait, he did, how we laughed