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Some of my mates have been on there, seem to remember they got the lowest ever score on the kick the ball in the hole thing.

The ash clouds weren't really from the volcano, it was NUFC emptying their mass crematorium.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEW SHIRT? ... ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEW NEWCASTLE UNITED SHIRT?

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Must be this telly in the pub, that or my eyes are getting old cos even the score thing in the corner seems to have them black and white.

Is that west brom's new home kit? Have they decided to try and emulate our success by switching to black and white or is it just a very, very, very, very, very dark blue, ted? If i'd never heard of wba i'd never guess that wasn't black.

Must be a right twat to be on the other end of this, where every season you expect that of the three teams that come down from the prem, at least two of them are going to fuck your chances of automatic promotion.

Wow, Burnley thrash Liverpool 4-0 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x118/Rob_BWFC/Picture2.png

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Colo's bairns

What a twunt that Century Radio guy was. Good of some of the Ipswich lot to stay back, i regaled them with a hilarious rendition of 'you're going home in a combine harvester' on the way to the station in return.

Is he the guy who wears 99 on the back of his shirt?

I think it takes far more effort to fuck up vertical black and white stripes than it does to make a smart kit out of them, so no, I don't want them to go all out or put maximum effort into it because of the likelyhood of them over-thinking it.

Surely Puma will go all-out to make a great first kit for us. There's been quite a lot of publicity about their kit deal with us so I can't see them churning out some re-hashed shite. I'm confident they'll come up with a goodun. Um... Do we really want them to go "all-out"? I think the main danger is them trying too hard and fucking it up, all they need to do is black stripes, decent collar, no fucking capes, sashes, shoulder pads, boxes or anything. If they start trying to over-engineer it to make a good first impression and be "innovative" it'll end up bloody awful.

Any half decent cup run would be a good excuse to change it to "We're Newcastle and we're going to Wembley"

Hope they bounce back up, if they do we should make em a banner, even if it's just a tin of paint and a bedsheet one.

Used superbreak.com, train down Sat, coming back monday, 2 nights in a 4 star hotel in Chelsea, £159 each. Didn't think that was too bad.

Before dave corrects my grammar, that should have been 'all these', but i'm posting on my shit old phone with predictive text and cant edit it.

All there Ginsters ads are like porn to nolan, he's running around with a lob-on.

Can just imagine any mask that Smith has been hiding in his kecks waiting for a goal will be incredibly dated, something like Mr Blobby or Roland Rat.

Wondering if there'll be some imaginative chants, was there not a european match where there had been some kind of flight chaos or a late reschedule of the date and people were singing "We're getting sacked in the morning" etc because they'd all had to call in sickies or soemthing?

I'm actually convinced that post generator has already been made How come they all seem to have so many Mag mates whose sole purpose is to keep them in the loop about terrible events unfolding at the club?

Or Shola to score his own version of the perfect hat-trick - left shin, right shin, face.

A hat-trick from an unlikely quarter, someone like Jonas, Ranger, Guthrie, Williamson