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Some steward got made to look a right twat in the gallowgate from what I saw.

Apparently Jonas went off with shock.

Hmm, no early prem kick off. Hope Swansea - Cardiff is entertainingly violent.

Not according to Mr Craptash. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5677509,00.html

Nunfuckers!

What's an 'early day motion'? http://edmi.parliament.uk/edmi/

The HTTP Forward Slash Forward Slash Colon WWW Dot Sports Direct Dot Com @ St James's Park Stadium Ground Lane Bridge, to give it its new full title.

If they add the "Sports Direct.com @" bit above the St James's logo on Barrack Road I'm going there in the early hours with a crowbar and a hammer. Not even joking.

I don't understand the '@' bit. How is Sports Direct at St James's Park?

We'll probably end up with a black and white version of this, with Sports Direct instead of Reg Vardy across the front http://www.subsidesports.com/uk/images/product/large/SunderlandHSS0506.gif

"Sports Direct is fucking shit" chants?

They say that as if it'll be used to show replays and not fucking adverts.

There's some shaking with rage going on in this thread

Unfortunately they can't be taken over by the most clueless person on the planet as we've already got him.

Same kind of pathetic spineless shit they came out with when they announced they were moving production of brown ale "Ooh, it's very sad but we're not going to do anything about it." We pay you to kick off about this kind of stuff you little cunts, get to work finding some laws you can enact, get on the phone and bollock them, get yourself down to Buckinghamshire and knock Ashley and Lambias's fucking heads together, you're the representatives of the area and they're making you look fucking stupid.

We're seriously unconvincing table toppers and you never know if the next game will be a Doncaster or a Sheffield, where we play shit but win, or a Blackpool or a Scunthorpe, where we play shit and lose - and it only takes one of the latter and a few other results to go against us and we're out of the automatic promotion spots and have to haul ourselves back up.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5671190,00.html Well done Michael, club before country

Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?

Chris Morgan is the janitor from Scrubs

Haha, we needn't worry really with that clueless berk trying to seal the deal.

Three stripes around the whole of the ground. Oh, wait, Ashley's involved so it'll be two stripes in homage to his Sports Direct knock offs. Sports Direct, die Weltmarke mit den zwie Streifen.

"Adidas, Adidas, Adidas is fucking shit - Adidas is fucking shit." at the next home game then. Should be enough to put anyone off.

Giovanni had a goal disallowed and was sent off, Burnley were awarded a pen, nailed on it'll be the ref's fault and not Mr Charisma's.

I doubt he'll be looking for sex like. It's OK, it'll come looking for him. Deserves a second chance supposedly. He's got a criminal record as long as your arm, this must be about his 8th chance. The PFA should have defended him as well apparently http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5661468,00.html