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Any scorn in the press about those fickle Villa fans booing their team first game of the season and some calling for Martin O'Neill's head? You know, stuff like how they've got a vastly inflated opinion of their team, they're never happy, they boo and protest at the drop of a hat?

Be ironic if those thick cunts down the road sign Mensah.

Fucking dream goal, ole's leading up to it and, incredibly, Nolan fucking ran to create it.

Aston Villa under Martin O'Neil, Barclays Premiership - 35,568 Newcastle United, no manager, Coca Cola Championship - 36,944

what did he do different to what he does at the end of every home game ? Stayed out for ages and applauded every stand. Seemed to be making a point of it.

I feel like a battered wife.

Honestly? I thought that as well, although I was in an advanced state of refreshment at the time.

Also, he is a living human with two legs, something we're running low on at the club at the moment.

One of only three comments on the mirror article: 14/8/2009 16:35 BST Harnser wrote: This is utter garbage. Gunn has not been sacked, is in Exeter in charge of the squad, and will be Manager at Exeter tomorrow. Someone at "The Mirror" needs to find themselves a better source of gossip! Its not true and I think the story will be removed when the club or Gunn hears about it. 14/8/2009 16:38 BST Harnser wrote: I stand corrected-its true! Many apologies "Mirror". Bloody hell! Sorry, but couldn't believe it, no suggestion this was going to happen at all. Stunned. Ade Bothroyd please.

Just said he was set to take over but is now no longer in contention, same stuff we've already heard.

*tunes in*

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Selling most of your already paper-thin squad for below market value and not replacing them isn't inevitable though. Well, it probably is for us, but not in general.

Especially if they're buying him with whatever huge amount of money City end up spunking on Lescott.

Bruce thinks Cattermole has a huge future in front of him "as long as he keeps his feet on the ground" - as opposed to flying through the air at chest height, presumably.

Depends if we replace him with someone or no-one really. If we keep up this net loss of players we're not going to be able to feild a starting 11.

Shares his birthday with Fidel Castro, Rod Hull and my mate Pearce.

Hope he never visits here. Huh? Why do shay hate me on Newcashle fourumsh?

My manager's just said that when she was living in Harrogate he used to come into her gym and run on the treadmill, watching himself intently in the mirror the whole time

Wouldn't go quite that far like

I can't believe I'm reading an argument pitting David O'Leary against Jose Mourinho

At the moment I'd honestly have Daveed, Ketsbia, Rob Lee, fuck it, give Beardo the job, I just want someone at the club I can cheer about who isn't a fucking wazzock

It's Martin Jol season, that time of year when our perennial Spurs poster is excitedly making 30 Spurs posts a day, bristling with thinly veiled optimism for the season ahead before he retires to his cave for hiberation until such a time that they have a half decent run of results to pull themselves up to mid-table.

Nooooo! Ranger's going to them as well! http://www.slbenfica.pt/Informacao/Futebol/Noticias/CompraRedPass.asp?Adepto=Nile%20Ranger

Depending on what you've taken it can naturally pass out of your system by then, or you can buy stuff that makes your piss clear on the day of the test - hence why they're random, on the spot things rather than "Please make sure you've no drugs left in your piss by 5pm Tuesday."