BlueStar

What do Villa need a win for, now it's impossible for them to catch Arsenal for 4th?

Match would last hours on end. no it wouldn't and it would make any time wasting pointless. Would also make hurrying up and taking set pieces quickly when there's not long left in the half and you're chasing the game pointless. Might as well choose the best player to take and receive the throw in, move them rigth across the pitch into position, get all your strikers etc in the right position first. If the ball's in play less than 60 minutes of a 90 minute game then to get a full 90 minutes of in-play football the games are going to have to finish a good 2 and a half hours after kick off. Not to mention the fact it would make the length of games unpredictable which would be a nightmare for things like early saturday kick offs where they'd have to move it early enough that they know it definitely won't still be going on when the 3pm kick offs come around. Would also discourage terrestrial channels from showing football and throwing their schedules into chaos.

Not true, dung is used along with mud to make the walls of huts in some communities in Kenya.

I said earlier that would be the sickener, all the results we needed to rely on to go our way and still be completely unable to nudge up out of the relegation zone.

They won't need to unless us, Boro and/or Hull can start scoring goals.

Everton 2-0 was my banker in the I Know The Score league, 90 points

Gerrin

Or the positives of dying? Well I suppose you don't have to work anymore, no more bills to pay, you don't have to worry about getting old. It's all good. That's me convinced!

Giving Roy Keane some shit down at Ipswich

Ferdinand and Melbranque both broken in the first 3 minutes, our luck's rubbing off EDIT: Ferdinand's back on and I think Melbranque might just be getting stitches actually. Only half watching with the sound off.

Really didn't think I would feel any more dispondent than I did already after a 3-0 loss at Anfield but somehow I do. Maybe it was the first 5 minutes where we looked a bit like a Premiership side or maybe it's just that every 90 minutes I see us play ingrains deeper just how grim our situation is.

Shearer's blanked him on the way off by the looks of it.

Barton sent off. Fucking great.

Usually drink, usually dance, Ryan Bable.

Sky Sports have told Phil Dowd that Benayoun was off-side for their first. Won't make any difference to us, but should a team have a greivance about that, if the ref goes out for the second half thinking he's wrongly given a goal against one of the teams?

Worrying thing is that you wonder how many of them are looking at their inevitable sale if we go down and how that would affect their career as opposed to staying up and scrapping around the relegation zone with this bunch of no-hopers again.

Not too bad, only 2-0. Those 90 minutes seemed to go surprisingly quickly. Gonna get some work done now.

Should have been 3 already at least

"The Geordie fans have been silenced, not so for the Liverpool fans" Must be singing "You stole my stereo" at themselves then.

Let's hope they take their foot off the gas and let us coast meekly to a 3-0

Thought I might have jinxed Kuyt by making him my fantasy captain, obviously not.

Just like their players, Liverpool fans only turn up and put a shift in if they're playing Man U or Real Madrid. Which is why they can win the Champions League but not be the Champions of the League.

yes, probably very good game with no points for us. Well exactly, the problem we find ourselves in is that we can put in a really good performance against man U and (for the first half) Arsenal and still come away with fuck all, then go put in a mediocre shift against fucking Hull. I'd prefer it if we kept our disinterested and lackluster performances for the top 4 or 6 and played with a rocket up our arse against the rest of the league instead of the other way around. But hopefully even if we come away with nowt from this we can keep this form up for the rest of the game and into the remainign fixtures.

Cavalieri, Dossena, Babel, Lucas, Ngog, El Zhar, Skrtel. http://pokemonelite2000.com/pictures/anime/anime007.jpg "Skrtel, Skrtel, Skrtel"

Nar, Owen probably asked to be dropped just in case the ball accidently bounced in the net off his arse and he ended Liverpool's title hopes.