BlueStar

Did well when he came on for the last 5 minutes today

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/8209373.stm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIK5F4zRN0Y

And they know it http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=433965 Edit: Oh, wait, they have an excuse. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=433925

They looked genuinely stunned for some reason

You mean Man Utd's Ronaldo one? No, our Lovenkrands one

Either the mackems or Chelsea are singing a song to the tune of our Peter Lovenkrands one.

I don't see how the fact Ashley's trip to whever wasn't specifically to seal the deal immediately obliterates all of the "in discussions with Moat" stuff, calm down.

His family found him dead in the Sunderland shirt he promised to wear, but they quickly dressed him in suspenderers with a pair of tights around his neck and an orange in his mouth to preserve his dignity.

Even when he's made poor decisions you can't be angry at the fella, considering the circumstances. This story in the metro yesterday reminded me of his postion http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?90kg_shot_putter_takes_on_100m&in_article_id=720733&in_page_id=34 Why Well, you know. That lass wasn't a sprinter, she was a shot putter. Chris isn't a manager, he's a coach. They both got put into situations that weren't their forte and got on with it, made the best of it. Yeah, she didn't win because she's 90kg, but she didn't come last. Look, this made more sense in my head, OK.

Even when he's made poor decisions you can't be angry at the fella, considering the circumstances. This story in the metro yesterday reminded me of his postion http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?90kg_shot_putter_takes_on_100m&in_article_id=720733&in_page_id=34

Be hillarious if they miss out on promotion or go down on goal difference.

David Craig: Speculation over past few days about cut price deal, but they are in discussions for a £100m deal. If Moat successful, Shearer shoe-in. That's what fans have been asking for. Newcastle have had a brilliant start. Remains to be seen what happens. There are two unnamed consortiums as well, three groups still involved.

It's a student pub with roof terrace near Central Station. It's not bollocks, it's alright, tbf. I robbed a huge Bacardi wall scroll from there and hid it down my pants. It's now on my kitchen wall.

He'd be a cracking signing and I reckon he's still got it. He might be 34, but the attributes he's relied on during his career aren't the ones that vanish with age.

Was it "Goalkeeper! Where arrreee you??!"

Howay, don't think we can place that article in the toon-hating media conspiracy catagory

Paul Gascoigne's Poem To Sir Bobby Robson

Thought it was a bit strange that he'd go to Fulham, seeing as they won't be able to pay him anywhere near what we do - but just assumed he was willing to take a pay cut to play in the premier league, which is fair play, good on him really. Wouldn't be surprised if the wage ends up beign a stumbling block though/

On my fantasy bench with no chance of coming on as well, just to rub it in

About 20 seconds before the goal they showed him arms folded with a big smug grin as well, like he was the world's greatest master tactician cos he thought he was getting a point at Stamford Bridge.

I thought to be meterosexual you have to be a bit of a pretty boy and not a fucking troll?

Why on earth does he make himself these fucking ridiculous colours? He must wake up in the morning going "Hmm, I'm liking this tango orange but I think I'll take it more towards antique mahogany or distressed leather this season." http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00599/Phil_Brown_599310a.jpghttp://blogs.poz.com/shawn/upload/tropicthunderrd.jpg

Unfortunately we can't stuff £10 million in notes into a toon top and pair of tights and play it in defence, and we move slower in the transfer market than Geremi does on the pitch.