BlueStar

Is the Daily Mail more or less of a joke?

When I was in Frankfurt us and the Jormans were taking turns singing on the way to the match. They started doing their "Eintract frankfurt, oooh woooh, Eintract Frankfurt, Heeey eeyyy" thing and all bouncing up and down together and the train was twatting up and down like mad, thought it was gonna come off the tracks.

Why ? Because about five of the images on the first page of results were blokes called Keegan having a wank with something (fuck knows what, I didn't have a close look) rammed up their arse.

By the way, I'd advise not doing a google image search for Keegan without "safesearch" on

Nowt on SSN about Deco. Hope it's true though, was gutted I didn't get to use my song when we were last linked with him and nowt came of it.

I take it you mean Wednesday? Maybe

If we play like we did on Saturday I can't see Anelkaless Bolton giving us many problems. Maybe 3-0. That said it would be just like us to conceed in the first 5 mins so let's say 3-1

Not sure if I like him bigging up Alan Smith and Terry Mac

To the tune of My Old Man's a Dustman We love our Mike Ashley He brought us Keegan back But if we don't win a trophy We'll lynch the fucking twat

Surely we could modify the "Micheal Owen, Micheal Owen, Hey hey hey, Micheal Owen" chant to Micheal Ashley. Or is "Micheal" too formal?

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008/01/17/the_truth_the_soccerphobes_ref.html

SWP on the right and Zog on the left should strike the fear of god into most defences in the world.

Yeah, there's a reason. Up and comers and not has-beens or never waseses please. That would be more like it, think the lad's still got some potential to realise.

Been sitting in the same seat since the days of Smith and Ozzy

Rob Lee leading him astray

WHAT YOU FUCKIN LOOKIN AT? DID YOU CALL ME A FUCKIN QUEER? I'LL LAY YOU FLAT OUT YOU LITTLE FUCKING TWAT, COME ON LET'S FUCKING HAVE IT!

My mate had a fiver on 4-0, if mackem twat Liam Lawrence is found deed today then it was him what done it He also had Duff first scorer each way, so if Duff had scored one of the first 3 he would have collected on that as well, poor bloke

Not bothered really, I don't think it'll have much bearing on our sucess under KK - long term though he's going to be the big cheese one day and as I don't think he's going to have a stab at the lower leagues first he might as well get some experience under Kev. Also hopefully it will mean our next managerial appointment will be a smooth transition of power with king Kev abdicating and Al taking the reigns without the usual clusterfuck circus playing havoc on everyone's blood pressure

Owen's first goal in 3 months!

So Bolton the league debut for two of our managers within the same season. Sure that's going to be a trivia question one day.

4-3.

I'm off down the pub any rate.

All these fucking post Keegan bandwagon jumpers still queuing for tickets.

Game delayed by 15 mins

that would be class Halftime at the Stoke game, KK rides a helicopter into St. James Park. He walks on to the pitch, fans start going mental, KK starts speaking and suddenly after a dramatic pause... somebody shouts "Look! Up in the sky!" A second helicopter is slowly making its way onto the pitch, and KK speaks into the mic "Let me take a moment to introduce my new backroom staff, starting with my assistant manager. You might have met him before..." Yes ladies and gentlemen - Terry! Mac! Dermmooooottttt!