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So they're not going back on signing him (presumably they can't) but they've bought a player, given him a contract and now won't play him? Seems like this decision taken "for footballing reasons" is going to end up fucking over their football finances.

Be interested to see if he's thick and entitled enough to try and contact the alleged victim as soon as he's bailed.

I'm more interested why they had to specify he was the shortest outfield player. Pickford?

With impeccable timing Raith Rovers have signed David Goodwillie, causing "Rape Rovers" to trend on Twitter and their women's captain to resign. Club statement basically "He rapes, but he also scores, and he scores more than he rapes."

When this story came out at the end of 2020 there were rumours flying around it was Greenwood, with details like the age of the girl involved, a story about how he took her phone off her and wouldn't let her leave or call anyone etc. He was out of the next match due to "personal reasons" and people said that was just a cover. Then he came back into the team (and there was maybe something else, like Man United issuing a denail?) so it looked like it was all bollocks. Was it ever revealed who this player was? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-8943867/Premier-League-star-arrested-suspicion-rape-false-imprisonment.html

Exile gettign called out for posting about the Mags while Sunderland are getting hammered, you love to see it. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-sportswashing-2022.1568214/page-624#post-35408807

See their gaffer has mused about if their keeper's mild heart condition could be because of the vaccine. To be fair he did then go on to say it was more likely to be due to covid, and he wasn't a doctor and didn't even know what the condition was called but of course the loons have only picked up on the first thing he said.

Ah, excellent timing

You don't have the rights to the picture. The picture just represents your spot on the chain.

Had a last minute change of heart and swapped the armband to KDB thankfully

Elton, surely.

All these third kits and European kits and needing to have a patch on the back of striped kits, but you can have light blue vs dark blue and that's not a clash?

If you've taken over a company Ashley ran for 14 years there must be an absolute treasure trove of dirt and dodgy dealings within the records you've inherited, surprised he's not trying to keep them sweet as possible.

Prolly Giggs, don't care

Old bloke over my back fence has always had a Man U shirt on his washing line, but was pottering round his garden in an "NUFC" bobble hat today. Glory hunting cunt.

Unfortunately for that lad, those masks work on the assumption that you have eyes and a mouth which are a enough of a vague approximation of a normal human being to make it difficult to differentiate you from another suspect based on those alone.

Don't forget the lad that nearly ended up a marraplegic by diving head first into about six inches of water in a fountain.

He'd be a natural selection.

Must be using the same social media team as Michael Owen.

And the radge happy hardcore mix of Mike and the Mechanics when he CD skipped at half time.