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Piece from the North of Tyne mayor

Ask to bring this one in again to see how true it is that Saudi Arabia isn't in control of the club.

I'm concerned we're not going to see anything like this again, because of fan backlash at something that could annoy our owners. If we don't ever have another similar display people will understandably think the Saudis have successfully sportwashed us into shutting up about prejudice, if Wor Flags or others suggest something similar in the near future then I'm sure fans will accuse them of just doing it to stir the pot and side with the takeover's detractors in the media. One thing is for sure, anything like this would be edited out of coverage over there.

The jewels cleam strong with this one

I vote for Thanks For Buying Our Club Please Stop Oppressing And Murdering Journalists, Women and Gays NUFC 1892 NUFC

Damn your handsomeness, Mydadsa Ghostbuster

Yeah, we've agreed to drop it and not expose all the dodgy dealings of the PL.

If we really want to be pessimistic, the claim that the Saudi state isn't in control of our club is clearly bollocks so we can cling to the fear it could fall apart as soon as a crown prince tells us who he wants us to buy.

Didn't realise she'd dated Prince Andrew and turned down a marriage proposal.

Former owner

Apparently the reason it's gone through is because they've assured the PL that it's actually a guy called Mohammed BiOut Salman in charge, who definitely isn't MBS in a pair of lensless glasses with a plastic nose attached.

I reckon so

What if he starts considering taking over the mackems?

Dunno, who was 12th choice when we appointed him? Most likely Graham Jones is put in charge as caretaker, results improve just because of the endorphin rush the players get from not being told what to do by Steve Bruce any more, it's implied the fans want him given a chance based on him proving himself and he's our manager now.

Be typical of Bruce to survive just due to the basement of the premier league being the shittest in nearly 60 years.

Is this like the list Chris Jericho used to have?

Nike Air Kingdom of Jordan.