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I saw a mackem comment on a Newcastle Facebook post which was headed "Tell me ma, me ma" asking why we were celebrating with a Sunderland song, but I thought they couldn't mean that. Surely they don't think they invented that song? It must have been the second football song ever sung after "Here we go, here we go, here we go". Edit: Found it

Some quickthinking shithousery

How had I not seen this before

What other kind of people are there?

?Reunited and it feels so good...

Make sure you blank out your username

Booked my train tickets for the final ..and paid £4.50 for travel insurance that lets me get a full refund if I have to cancel.

Parsnipped ?

Greedy prick should have pulled it back for Longstaff to put over the bar

Incredible shithousery from Murphy

We should be winning 2-0 by my calculations

Get these lads signed up for the Falcons, two extra points every try.

Been watching the half time challenge lad at the Fulham game

I.. Eh?

Their women's team play at Walton Hall Park, which looks like Hillheads on the telly. How much cash would you have to put into that team to make it competitive after buying it as well?

I feel like if you used the Snapchat "Shook" filter on Almiron he'd look the same.

Half a billion dollars for that shitshow, what an absolute crease

500m

Although Man U and Leeds are showing as a double gameweek next week, that will not be the case if either side requires a replay after their FC Cup ties on Saturday. So may be worth waiting until after that to make transfers and captain selections.

I'd love to see a graph of how many times Yemen was mentioned on RTG before and after the takeover. Imagine the response a few years ago if someone on there suggested a flag surfer drawing attention to the plight of kids in the Middle East.