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Am I losing my mind or are Man U singing Cheer Up Alan Shearer and Arsenal singing "He turned you down"?

Was surprised to see that someone had replied so opened the tweet. It was him.

Is an extra ten minutes going to transform the Geordie Jackpot and Crossbar Challenge into Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake? EDIT: Might upgrade my half time entertainment from getting my shoes pissed on at a packed urinal to getting my shoes pissed on at a packed urinal AND having a five quid plastic bottle of Carling.

Good round of applause for the knee-taking yesterday, didn't hear even a hint of booing or grumbling.

Read this as Agadoo at first.

We should have ran with it, told them it was one of Newcastle's most famous landmarks, the Al An-Shira mosque.

That's Viz superhero The Brown Bottle.

In which case guess your best bet would be searching for Ambrose or Xisco...

I'm sure his post history on RTG has always read like a pro-LGBT social justice warrior and not a massive bigoted gammon.

Is this Giggs?

Wilson scoring would have got me 90 quid from two quid on Brighton/Newcastle half-time/full-time. Sickener

Brighton: Sanchez; Veltman, Duffy, Dunk, Cucurella; Bissouma, Mwepu; Lamptey, Lallana, March; Trossard. Subs: Steele, Webster, Maupay, Mac Allister, Gross, Moder, Locadia, Richards, Sarmiento. NUFC: Darlow; Krafth, Ritchie, Lascelles, Murphy, Clark; Hayden, Shelvey, Almirón; Saint-Maximin, Wilson. Subs: Dubravka, Schar, Joelinton, Lewis, Manquillo, Fraser, Willock, Gayle, S Longstaff. Referee: David Coote (Nottinghamshire) Attendance: - Current score: 1-1 24' Trossard (pen) 66' Hayden Booked: Lallana, Bissouma, Maupay Lascelles, Murphy, Shelvey, Wilson Sent off: Television coverage: BT Sport. Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/ Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. .

They think we won't like Emrey because of his negative football apparently, in spite of the fact they think we stupidly loved Rafa even though he supposedly served up boring negative football.

Phew, thankfully Joelinton is fit

Was appointed by the Emery board.

Some of our new Saudi fans confused and appalled in the replies

A South African dance troupe said going to Sunderland was like returning to apartheid https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/sunderland-racism-like-apartheid-era-x8l6xgbhm70.

Next week, Paul Ince eats a Calippo out of his aunt's cleavage and Ryan Giggs fucks his brother's wi- oh, hang on, wait.

Paul Scholes will chew your toes (chew your toes) Goes well to head, shoulders, knees and toes. Edit: Second verse turns him into a ravenous cannibal though .

Weird for the club to announce mid-match that it's actually fine to put a tea towel on your head after all.