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Why's he signing other people's letters? Do you reckon when you unfold it it's a resignation letter Ashley has sent him? "I love you Steve, please sign and date this letter and initial this box. Your biggest fan, Ashley Micheal xx"

‘We knocked the wall down’ – Liverpool goals please Klopp https://www.dailyechoed.com/we-knocked-the-wall-down-liverpool-goals-please-klopp/ Not sure that's the best phrasing for a Liverpool manager to use.

Maybe he can leave Bruce in a room while he goes for some Tapas.

Eyes too far apart, bin.

Gonna be doing his own version of this on the Telegraph tomorrow, hailing our 1-2 win.

Shut a few people up with that 13 minute spell in the second half.

I'm hoping he does some of his newer stuff as well as the classics "Seen enough to be positive, like I say, I've seen enough there, I've certainly seen enough and I think because I've seen enough that we can work on that, having seen enough".

Piping in "na-nah-na-nah-nah-nah-nah, Geordies" Did they not record any "sacked in the morning" or "we're shit and we're sick of it"?

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Keep reading this as Rafa leaves Dalaran, from World of Warcraft.

If he was a foreign manager the press would describe this as being a prima donna, a petulant diva. But luckily he's a PFM, so he can behave like a chubby toddler and it's OK.

Feels like he said to himself to remember to say he'd seen enough to be encouraged and then said "seen enough" and "encouraged" at least 30 times each? Bruce the Encouraged.

What's even are the first words that come out of his mouth? "Well, we've made a hat, and we've received it very often"? Probably the most sense he made all interview. Said "I've seen enough" about 20 times, yeah I have as well you cunt.

There are other teams in difficult runs? Our "difficult run" includes Sheffield United, Leeds, Fulham and fucking Brentford you reprehensible thundercunt.

Large parts he was pleased about

Fans don't like the team, don't like the manager, don't like the owner, that we're doing nothing, Newcastle have always had some kind of spark but this team has nothing, it's boring.

59 minutes is the proof.

Spelling it out for us now

Always liked Plymouth after they played We Are the Champions for us when we won the Championship at their place even though they'd been relegated. Bless them

Cheers Steve

He bought these fucking players! He picked these fucking players! He picked a totally different team to last time it was shite, and it's still shite!

Turn up ✅ Forget tactics ✅ Getting there

Got two quid on Aubameyang to score first and Arsenal to win 3-0 or 4-0 at 25/1.