thomas

is our super power the ability to make any other side look like Barça?

Looked kind of fouly tbh.

Why would anyone ever disagree? Look at his career before and since. He fluked a 5th place finish with the French National Team. Nothing more.

'av you got anything without AIDS in it?

tbf we are very cool trendsetters, so it's understandable.

Let us meditate on how unfathomably godawful all the other bargain basement options were for Joselu to have been bought.

Yes. One. Unfortunately it fell to Joselu.

perfectly executed floated set piece to the back post, lascelles assist

fine head it into the ground but that was horrible direction on it

Corner!

Hope his next shit is a porcupine.

Kind of makes me want to cry

Bullet dodged

right through the 5 hole

Reckon Liverpool may manage 6 in the first half on boxing day

Yowza.

Nice goal. Hate Spurs.

what a calamity

Had a look, never would have either.

scrappiest jammiest cunt of a goal ffs

are these the micro-aggressions tumblr warned me about?

"mertesacker looking on ... looks like he's borrowed Alan Pardew's glasses." Jon Champion's a dick

We'll use the technology, which, I'm told, is the very best, we have the best technology, ask anybody, and we're going to have that technology and use that technology everywhere. Believe me. Everywhere.