thomas

Would you have to be a mastermind to put out fake takeover rumours? Would you fuck. Let's be clear here. the KBA Truthers out there aren't just crediting him with some kind of leak to the press but orchestrating the whole thing, up to and including BZGs involvement/non-involvement. Don't be silly. There''s no proof the ghost of Elvis Presley didn't produce those leaks. Wow, must be just as likely as any other explanation then I guess, right? No, that's not how that works.

the venn diagram of 'people who are likely to eat tide pods' and 'people who think keith bishop is a keyser soze level mastermind' is just one circle.

Oof. Lean times at the Stadio delle Alpi Allianz Stadium. For some reason I thought it was still called the former.

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It'll be nice practice for us then.

Has missed something like 60% of West Ham's games in the last 5 years through injury, non? Why would he ever be considered?

Waits until the big, scary Spaniard is literally half a world away to start talking shit

[drifts listlessly upon life's ocean] I guess whatever comes my way, comes my way. Wouldn't want to be accused of playing politics to try and change the situation I'm in. [bumps into floating trash pile mostly consisting of used condoms] yep, this is definitely the right choice.

Even if Rafa came out and acknowledged Dalian Yifang was settled on in April (or whenever) I'd still believe it's because of a lack of faith/trust/etc in Mike to take the club forward than any kind of "putting the money first" bollocks. That's just Mike being confused by someone who has the tactical nous to have a backup plan and he's grasping at straws. Unless Rafa also said that

He does not sound anything like I remember him sounding and I hope that's down to impending bankruptcy/gangrene of the dick/stress/etc.

You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor.

As a professional mathologist I can confirm that's exactly how that works and the numbers are solid.

“... it is thought” Stopped reading there

2009 called, they want their reserve squad back

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you could put a drunken otter in boxing gloves and get them to type more coherently. JESUS. FUCK.

I'm no footballogist but he appears to be actively running away from the ball / direction of play, perhaps preparing to mark a right back in the other half or dropkick a refugee child in the stands.

WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING

Ashley’s loins stir as the new hero maturing asset rises. That a line from a sneak peek at Brucey's next novel?

Disgraceful behavior tapping up a manager like that. Dock some points, PL.

It's like a modern The Scorpion and The Frog

Alreet, middle school me. Jesus, weren't you the little sociopath? Didn't even let the world take giant shits on you before coming to this conclusion. By 12 I was in full on "hate the world, everything is dumb, burn it all" mode. Proper edgelord before it was uncool. Haven't improved much since if I'm honest.

What kind of social media ghoul tricks people into clicking on a video that's just the word "goal" animated for six seconds.