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Still a more logical belief than Keith Bishop as some cut rate Moriarty controlling everything from the shadows.

He's probably awesome if he's not owning your club or the retail chain you're employed at tbh. The fireplace vom story made him sound like the kind of fun guy I'd like to hang around with.

Less than 2 months between news breaking about interest and the player signing? Do Leicester employ witches? Is that legal?

*activates gormless chump mode* well you see they would make a statement that it's off but Keith Bishop has one of their daughters held hostage in an secure, undisclosed location. The ransom? Keep schtum until the window closes and Ashley appoints another stooge then regrettably announce the deal is off. At that point she will be returned unharmed.

rather have a root canal without anesthetic than read another faked midhat DM

Pink Robin - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_robin https://pikabu.ru/story/malinovogrudaya_petroika_6577887

A takeover failing can happen and I don't doubt it's actually just as likely as a sale in this scenario. But just because Ashley's a cunt. What I do doubt reject - and I repeat myself with this, I know - is the silly notion (now, thankfully, mostly quashed) that any failed takeover was all some scooby-doo scheme by Bishop; like if you pull off Midhat's mask it's one of Keith's cronies and the ghost that chased off Rafa was just a sheet on some fishing line.

Who’s the poor sod who only counts as 0.7? Oscar Pistorius?

Ayoze Perez isn't Mexican you absolute nutsack. What are you on about He knows he isn’t Mexican. Think he used it as a joke once and got some encouragement so kept it up Goddamnit I missed this piece of HTT lore. nutsack withdrawn.

Ayoze Perez isn't Mexican you absolute nutsack. What are you on about

Why are you so weird ? All the anime, innit?

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npw, gtfi

she punched a mouthy nerd, yes, technically, that's the "crime" of "battery" if you're some dull stick in the mud

Mentally translated toon polls as tony pulis for some reason and actually got scared he was now wrapped up in all this

Hope it's Thursday and July 4th becomes a regional holiday.

Newcastle's Sister City - Atlanta - has a team that's cool and good and has a Pogba on it. Also

Maybe he's been out there, refreshing his database of continental low buyout clause + high upside/potential players. Cometh the hour, cometh the man.

Let's just tell more campfire stories of Keith Bishop.

Think I'll just be checking in every Monday until it's either sold - which I don't think the deal is actually dead (or fake) at this point tbh - or fucked. At this point I'm fine with being a few days late on the news either way. Time to haunt Chat.

What a thing to celebrate. Most pessimistic person about the takeover ends up most right. I'm sure he will be punching the air and doing the Bushwhackers march around his house in excitement with this news. Most right my arse. If it's off it's off and it's for simple reasons like Ashley fucking about. Not he and Bishop being a pair of world class puppetmasters in the shadows orchestrating events in the middle-east and at home like juiced up Machiavellian supervillains. Absolutely can't stand that strain of patter when it comes to the actions and motives of the idiots sinking this club.

Mr. Dalliard! Mr. Dalliard! We've been activated!!