thomas

I hate unsalvagable situations but if that's the way he wants it the club will be around a lot longer than his career will. Off to the reserves with ye. For the first time since the option was brought up I am thinking he might just wait until the 27th and pull the article 17 shenanigans, and hope Liverpool will just wait on him.

please another day of pointless arguing about impossible hypotheticals god. it's all i want

kids: mom can we have pardew thread mom: we have pardew thread at home the pardew thread at home:

Yes

nothing makes me dig my heels in more than denying entitled little spoiled brats what they want fuck i hope everyone up the NUFC chain is as petty as I am. fuck off liverpool.

sir, please.

very carefully

one of my all-time favorite gifs it conveys the sentiment so precisely.

idk i just literally don't care anymore. fuck it make him the best paid reserve player in club history until either his contract runs out or liverpool pay. i'd be more than willing cut off our nose to spite his face. it's probably a good thing i'm not in charge of anything important

He's going to be sold next tuesday just to fuck with us

hope he strings along the mancs until 2028

all of that is true. however

no. i want to see him gingerly approach the giraffe enclosure in peace and then it whips its neck at him with enough force to drive him into the ground

we need to pull out of this deal the same way his da should have. absolute clowntard of a fuckwit doesn't know where he wants to go by now? needs more time? hope he gets headbutted by a giraffe

slide an autographed glossy 8x10 headshot of tindall across the table to seal the deal

what if we're the ones playing 8D chess, knowing man u would come in to "steal" a target we never wanted so we tell isak "we tried" and he stays? unreleated but the glue smells fucking amazing today.

jim patiently explaining to sesko his wages will be supplemented by doing deliveroo in the evenings.

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love how the forum is always ready to go full eeyore at the drop of a hat. "was never going to happen anyway. guess i'll just walk into that woodchipper. goodbye pooh" never change, n-o

If sesko wanted man u it's 15 seconds of typing on his phone (a thing you can say in the modern world that sounds perfectly natural, go figure) to his agent to make contact. Nothing plays out in the papers or twitter. it's all soap opera stuff after the fact for grown men who wear kits with names on them.

Eddie: "You can rest, alright ... in peace!" *Tindall emerges from the shadows*