thomas

"the dummy is sumptuous" favorite bit of commentary so far this year

nice try anthony. i came anyway.

been watching and hadn't even heard his name the second half until he got hauled off. this deal keeps looking better every week.

meanwhile in the nfl thread mike is calling shak a piece of scrotum lint after a bad play by the bills

january better be a banger or i will pitch such a fit

"I wonder if Saudi ownership has changed me?" I think to myself as I post a transfer window inspired, borderline-deaththreat meme featuring my club's directors to Facebook.

congratulations to manchester city on their fifth consecutive title

disappointing end to a disappointing window. getting absolutely zooted and watching some coen bros movies to ease the pain.

more like darren steales a living iyam

they're shrinking cadbury creme eggs again ??

Come out Darren, we just want to talk.

no doubt it's pure bedlam behind the scenes. the middling ambition of the late shepherd years coupled with the incompetency of the ashley era. we are certainly in the last days of Howe, one way or another.

Can't see him lasting past christmas if we're outside the top 6 by then.

going to be giggling over it for a week straight like.

jesus christ joe

the tensions behind the scenes between a now staveley-less Howe and the Mitchell & Eales regime are clearly spilling over to on-pitch performances

It's long overdue to call time on the Eddie Howe experiment. Some of us have been saying it for a while but there will be no more clear display than that half of football.

i am also in favor of a great outcome or, failing that, a really good outcome

100%. I now have to eat my way out of this confusing labyrinth of emotions.

rumour joelinton yelled "red card THAT, you fucking twat" at pawson as he wheeled away

I'd love for them to get relegated and wish they had an extra 70m to strengthen in jan with. good job sticking to your guns, goblin tits.

they wanted to let me in but I told them I was too cool for it. hand to god.

I liked the idea - can't remember if i read it here or elsewhere - that Parish's appearances last week were to both project that kind of strength for the fans and to request just a little more from us to get it done. Now that we have, he can do the old "well we just can't turn down that kind of money" routine.

cunt belongs on the front of a box of fruit loops. giv iz Guehi.