thomas

We've collectively looked out on our feet since the 70th, somehow Dubravka included

I started nodding off a few seconds in. Michael Owen interviews should be the first line of treatment for insomniacs.

Instantaneous

I think it would add new levels of off-pitch drama, intrigue and a new kind of strategy to a sport that has languished under ancient rules in the modern era. Immensely marketable drama, it hardly need be said. Probably one of my top 3 ideas all time.

IMO Every team in the league should have the option of offering a pre-match draw once per season for rest’s sake. Obv up to the other team to accept. Might fuck with tv deals and fan travel but otherwise it’s all upside.

well THAT sucked

you can't tell me joelinton isn't concealing a switchblade on his person. someone's absolutely getting shanked today

Trippier accounting for half our crosses is one of those "surprising but also not that surprising" stats imo given how our wingers enjoy cutting inside so much and Burn at LB for most of the season was rarely in danger of putting in a cross. Said it in his thread but Livramento, even out of position, really helps give us balance down the flanks.

he's very good and i like how much more balanced we look in attack even if LB is not his natural position he makes it look good

O Lord, I know I ask for a lot and in your infinite wisdom you've seen fit to grant me precisely none of my pleas, but I come to you again asking that we please batter these imbeciles tomorrow.

oh no did the whiny babies draw away in the CL oh the poor dears they should just be handed wins it's so unfair

IT GETS WORSE EVERY TIME I SEE IT

A lot of people throughout the season have been perplexed at his relative lack of rotation. Obviously no way of knowing what kind of injury list we'd be looking at if more had been given time, etc .. but I think we're reaping some small bit of what he sowed now.

fuckin hell are we playing on a bombed out airstrip? seen players from both sides go down to nothing multiple times.

Nowt like a little Parkinson to shake things up.

We've looked knackered since the 10th minute or so Although bournemouth's energy has been on another level as well. Absolutely need this break.

Gargle my cum, moron.

Dortmund definitely have our number. Whatever it is we need to do to effectively cope with them we either lack the specific personnel types (likely) or managerial nous (less likely, still possible) to do so. I take some small comfort in the fact we're a work in progress without great quality in depth and also legitimately plagued by injuries at the moment.

Was ... was that Jimmy fucking McNulty in a nationwide advert?

hadn't watched them all season but now i'm absolutely not bothered at all we drew these scabby nutsacks in the league cup

scrappy and physical with some nice moments and some not so nice ones from both sides. huge result and happy about the 3 points but the mental's gotta improve a little all around.

idk like. I’d like to limit our scumfuckery to just having wealthy dodgy owners

God i love having the better bruno. and it's not like it's even close. absolute miles between them.

Neville making that sound