thomas

he's very good and i like how much more balanced we look in attack even if LB is not his natural position he makes it look good

O Lord, I know I ask for a lot and in your infinite wisdom you've seen fit to grant me precisely none of my pleas, but I come to you again asking that we please batter these imbeciles tomorrow.

oh no did the whiny babies draw away in the CL oh the poor dears they should just be handed wins it's so unfair

IT GETS WORSE EVERY TIME I SEE IT

A lot of people throughout the season have been perplexed at his relative lack of rotation. Obviously no way of knowing what kind of injury list we'd be looking at if more had been given time, etc .. but I think we're reaping some small bit of what he sowed now.

fuckin hell are we playing on a bombed out airstrip? seen players from both sides go down to nothing multiple times.

Nowt like a little Parkinson to shake things up.

We've looked knackered since the 10th minute or so Although bournemouth's energy has been on another level as well. Absolutely need this break.

Gargle my cum, moron.

Dortmund definitely have our number. Whatever it is we need to do to effectively cope with them we either lack the specific personnel types (likely) or managerial nous (less likely, still possible) to do so. I take some small comfort in the fact we're a work in progress without great quality in depth and also legitimately plagued by injuries at the moment.

Was ... was that Jimmy fucking McNulty in a nationwide advert?

hadn't watched them all season but now i'm absolutely not bothered at all we drew these scabby nutsacks in the league cup

scrappy and physical with some nice moments and some not so nice ones from both sides. huge result and happy about the 3 points but the mental's gotta improve a little all around.

idk like. I’d like to limit our scumfuckery to just having wealthy dodgy owners

God i love having the better bruno. and it's not like it's even close. absolute miles between them.

Neville making that sound

he looks like he's permanently unsure if he just sharted

I'm sure others have joked about it too but honestly, Krafth still existing at all - nevermind starting - kind of blows my mind.

reckon Erik Ten Hag won't get out of OT alive if we end up winning

well this ought to be fuckin wild

Think it's only proper to open an investigation into Howe and see if he chucked a bet on only making one sub.

eat shit, wolves /

ref sucks rat dick

Remembering today those times in the past where we could look at a lineup and ask with rhetorical depression "where are the goals going to come from?". Now the answer is much more clear - literally anywhere.