thomas

Frankly a tragic day no matter how you slice it. Becoming the first team in league history to sell a player. Club must be crumbling from the inside. #ashleyIn?

an awful lot of people who never saw him play a minute of football seem weirdly ready to declare we're losing a world class player.

my tenuous grasp on both math and FFP tells me that if we sold at £100m we would have £500m to spend, somehow. so I'm all for it.

couldn't be me. the only outfit i'd wear to and in the UK would be an apollo creed-esque getup (rip carl)

doesn't deadwood tend to move late window anyway, as opposed to early?

tbh it's less laughable than the assertion he's not worth 100m

Who, despite playing in our reserves for what felt like (conservatively) 48 years, is still only 31 years old. Time is a fucker.

I'm not as arsed as most about missing thursday 7pm kickoffs in lithuania, I just hate that man united fans get to be happy about anything

That lot has been on a downward trajectory ever since ferguson left and the brain rot is really starting to take over. Being the "bigger person" is the right move but honestly i get so much joy from seeing them lose their shit over not getting every call, no matter how inconsequential or borderline (see: their VAR thread), or losing their shit at any club not rolling over and giving them what they want (Ashworth and Longstaff just to name our recent examples). Their star has faded and the rest of the footballing world is laughing at their decay.

Forensics on his browser history reveal he googled several variations of "how do i unsend an email??!" just minutes after.

from the minute that ball casually rolled to mainoo and he scored the easiest goal in his life it all felt inevitable. like everything was just going to break their way the rest of the game. the goals were nice but strangely neither one gave me hope.

fine get rid of VAR but only if you get rid of the rules that prevent managers and players from excoriating refs post-game as well. it's insane to me that someone can give away shit pens and handballs but if you call them a braindead dickhead on national television it's you who gets fined.

Sometimes you're the balls and sometimes you're the stilleto heel. We were the sac today.

what about him? you think this would have been less of a horrorshow if he'd loped around the left side of the field like an off balance giraffe?

This arsenal side is pretty good, i reckon.

Oh that's nice. We're still getting pumped

it's fairly damning that 80% (conservatively estimated) of the fanbase would rather see an out-of-position Tino at LB instead of Burn And I'm one of them.

hope Burn scores a winner against them next season and we can give them shit about poaching the wrong Dan.

Agreed with toontownman. Think there will be no shortage of qualified applicants/targets especially after the last 2 seasons and even where we are this season having been decimated by injury crises. They'll be at an ambitious club with all of the legally available backing .

That forum is more toxic than loki's toilet i'm in awe at the effortless blend of smug condescension and pity party victimhood constantly being played.

a fit joelinton eases 90% of the pressure on burn tbh but we are where we are. whatever howe's attempt at adapting to that i guess we don't have the personnel to do so effectively. would like to see tino more.