thomas

is body checking really that frowned upon? if a team of 11 spanish midgets decided "closing down" just meant running into me full speed like a dimwitted child, I would absolutely be lowering my shoulder/elbow and snapping bones every chance I got.

the "again?" when gordon gave it away from either the field mic or someone in the broadcast booth not fully muted

we wouldn't even be having the osula discussion if greedy, inconsiderate africa hadn't rudely insisted on its cup of nations interfering with britain's domestic football season.

that fucking sucked. now i have to root for bournemouth to provide me a little schadenfreude to see out my weekend

good god alfucking mighty

what is even the point of spurs

Tonali is so slick it's nauseating

yessss murrrderrr themmmm

been an amazing addition so far. no notes.

again, the most stressful part of being behind on a stream is seeing this come out of nowhere when there's nothing happening on in my screen, cause it's either going to be great news or horrible news

BRUUUNNOOOOO

are the fulham players all built like rugby centers or are their shirts just 4 sizes too small?

lowkey want to hunt this ref Surviving The Game style

ref is 11 stone of compacted shite

fair. shouldn't have stuck my beak in.

Aye but tonali's on the bench mate. this is why i'm anxious about the wooshing

the what? hope i'm not being wooshed

we've been sloppy but luckily they've been shit for the last 15 tbf

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled ... was convincing man u to beat us to sesko.

I'm sure having Eddie & co to help adapt plays a part but his ceiling must be stratospheric to look this comfortable in a new side in a new league in two months.

that man's going to see bruno blowing by him in his nightmares

between Carroll and Isak I wonder if Liverpool will ever buy another forward off us again

oh my god. oh my god

Joe's going to murder someone now

pretty sure Ange double-crossed a witch in the offseason and needs to make amends to get the curse lifted