thomas

check his phone for betting apps

OH my god

GET THE FUCK IN

galling

idk how to say it without it sounding like a backhanded compliment but tonali's way faster than he looks

Was confused how Ange even got a second bite at a prem job so went to his wiki I'm sure this has been noticed/mentioned before but imagine Celtic had gotten Eddie earlier in the year and we'd ended up with Ange later on after sacking Bruce Forum might have been razed to the ground.

I think some folk just enjoy the game of relitigating the past with the benefit of hindsight. I can't fathom how it's entertaining but I also don't understand footjobs so there you go.

these cunts start yet?

*phones commissoner gordon to flip the LokiSignal*

i voted 8 just to troll, sirs we can't be serious

I'm secretly hoping this too exciting last few hours for once

Actually it wasn't either of them, as they were both invented by the global playwright conspiracy cabal known as the warwickshire county tourism board

i wonder if there's some sly fox of a cunt at FSG who looked at our lack of leadership structure and realized they could fuck our pre-and-start of season - and possibly whole season - by kicking all this off, regardless of actual outcome.

Every misstep that led up to this can be rectified with changes to contractual/signing processes that all parties will agree to. I don't see it as enabling some parade of dickheads to do the same thing or it burying our reputation in the mud. one off fuckup; a colossal one, but correctable.

nothing more exhilarating than sitting in a matchday thread on a shit stream when suddenly one of these appears the anticipation is positively erotic

im sick

brentford, your kit! woof! 💩

man u signed the guy from 300?

perfect pilot material for a Dream Team reboot. Star forward goes on strike for a move, contention all summer as we can't get anyone in, replaced at the last minute by a [checks script] zany fun loving german.

the same fate awaits all who question the grammatic fidelity of my throwaway jokes

elaborate then, what about my post was opium dream nonsense. gargle my cum you ignorant dickhead.

Oh you think that fb post was real then? You're on board with the idea that PIF and FSG are involved in some kind of indirect slapfight and FSG used feigned interest in Isak as a way to get back at PIF? Because that's far stupider than me laughing at the idea real life mirrors a shitty episode of Billions.