thomas

And also when not asking questions

gutted. they'll probably go on to appoint someone competent now.

synchronized patheticness should be at the next olympics tell me that isn't trained.

richarlson dying after headbutting another man's shoulder is embarrassing

oh are we calling him Alex now? no one told me.

good for anyone who takes an infinite money glitch in these end times. forget about the harsh judgement of internet dweebs - i applaud your financial nous, Jurgen.

slow and spiteful is such a great combo

game's gone soft. in my day you would elbow an opponent in the face as a polite hello, now people get booked for it.

You know how you could tell in the old Pro Evolution Soccer / Winning Eleven games when the AI decides it's just not going to let you win a game even though you're playing as 1970 brazil and they're Yeovil Town? Shades of that

I enjoyed that little window of hope, brief though it was.

more like CBA. To track back. #Justice4Pardew

did well for being a shifty, swarthy. oily, raven haired, grecian weirdo.

the crowd's reaction to the goal was only fitting given the solemnity of the circumstances tbh.

we're so shit at diving

- pardew in panto snow white

my philosophy on taking petty satisfaction in watching ETH flop

Genuinely think he loves bashfully excusing away losses in post game pressers. Like he saw another manager do it once on the tele and decided being a cliche spewing fat mess of a great ape looked like a lot of fun. He's gotten pretty good at it by now.

Finally addressing the depth issue in LW.

Well that sure sucked.

I'll have a Tino and Tonali please, barkeep.

jesus christ I completely forgot that mitrovic got sold into saudi last year by this lot was lowkey looking forward to the windowlickers insisting we never should have sold him in the first place.

why can it never be easy?

i like how we keep the secret of schar pushing up 10 yards in our back pocket until needed can't just unleash that on teams from kickoff, no

mitchell and eales already dreading the barely coherent death tweets aimed their way at half time