thomas

Genuinely think he loves bashfully excusing away losses in post game pressers. Like he saw another manager do it once on the tele and decided being a cliche spewing fat mess of a great ape looked like a lot of fun. He's gotten pretty good at it by now.

Finally addressing the depth issue in LW.

Well that sure sucked.

I'll have a Tino and Tonali please, barkeep.

jesus christ I completely forgot that mitrovic got sold into saudi last year by this lot was lowkey looking forward to the windowlickers insisting we never should have sold him in the first place.

why can it never be easy?

i like how we keep the secret of schar pushing up 10 yards in our back pocket until needed can't just unleash that on teams from kickoff, no

mitchell and eales already dreading the barely coherent death tweets aimed their way at half time

"the dummy is sumptuous" favorite bit of commentary so far this year

nice try anthony. i came anyway.

been watching and hadn't even heard his name the second half until he got hauled off. this deal keeps looking better every week.

meanwhile in the nfl thread mike is calling shak a piece of scrotum lint after a bad play by the bills

january better be a banger or i will pitch such a fit

"I wonder if Saudi ownership has changed me?" I think to myself as I post a transfer window inspired, borderline-deaththreat meme featuring my club's directors to Facebook.

congratulations to manchester city on their fifth consecutive title

disappointing end to a disappointing window. getting absolutely zooted and watching some coen bros movies to ease the pain.

more like darren steales a living iyam

they're shrinking cadbury creme eggs again ??

Come out Darren, we just want to talk.

no doubt it's pure bedlam behind the scenes. the middling ambition of the late shepherd years coupled with the incompetency of the ashley era. we are certainly in the last days of Howe, one way or another.

Can't see him lasting past christmas if we're outside the top 6 by then.

going to be giggling over it for a week straight like.

jesus christ joe

the tensions behind the scenes between a now staveley-less Howe and the Mitchell & Eales regime are clearly spilling over to on-pitch performances