thomas

Mark Noble's only 30 which kind of blows my mind.

if perez had taken that in stride

Atsu's got a sweet case of Anita ass.

I am pro-yellow-card-for-celebrating on the grounds that i am a spiteful fuck and we have nothing to celebrate so no one else should get to either.

eat fucking shit edit: @pep not doon

I don't mind City that much but I just don't like Pep Guardiola in the slightest so I hope they crash and burn.

Cold sweats just thinking of who it'd be. Step up Jürgen Klinsmann.

That's gold.

He'd put out all the flames with vomit and be hailed as a national hero

Areola. Linked with him previously, no? Heard he's a bit of a tit.

the de jong reign well and truly over. their bloodline at newcastle has ended. night's veil is lifted and a new dawn breaks. Get fucked you glass dutch bastards.

oh well

Becomes must not lose game.

There are no wheels. *dead flag blues begins playing*

Free header from a corner, looked like Murphy(?) and Darlow got in each other's way trying to get to it. Not sure how it ended up going in but it's hopeless defending. cheers. ffs.

howler? unstoppable rocket? nee tv or radio

Faye by a mile surely

Just wondering how far along these were before we heard about them. Feel like Rafa was near the boiling point.

Get in, I'm almost transfer bath wet. http://i.imgur.com/vSymL8x.gif

For a billionaire he's pretty dim. I have a President I'd like to introduce you to

The worst thing is there's absolutely no reason not to except to be a massive fucking cunt. Even if the 100m only comes in at the end of the season or whatever, what bank in the world wouldn't secure a loan now against that guaranteed income? No matter what the %rate, having the money to spend now, to strengthen, is better than having it later when our fate may already be sealed. Utterly ridiculous spending only what's in our pockets at this exact time. Infuriating. So sad.

fucks sake why did "mong alert!" get me :lol:

i keep reliving those 15 seconds of Diame over and over in my head

get utterly fucked, spurs. nee offense leffe.