thomas

She's office hot.

"one thing about ameobi is ... he gives you a focal point for your attack, unlike Ben Arfa" - a thing literally commentated in the year of our lord 2013

At least they're trying to sell it with a pained yell as they crumple under the sniper fire.

Babayaro had exactly one after joining us. Shame what it took to get it out of him :\

Shave it already

Which one? The one on one when he was finally through and not offside. rrrgh.

i will never forgive cisse's ass for that miss

it's like Cisse's sabotaging this shit

Welp.

I do kinda want to throw him down a well.

CISSE YOU TWATBARN

Still laughing at that turtle head walk. Dude was eating it up. All that was missing was a Hoganesque hand-twirl-into-ear-cup at the crowd

Pardew making a tactical adjustment that doesn't result in instant capitulation. I'm impressed.

four minutes ffs, richards spent 4 minutes just jive walking his way off

When did Krul go full retard?

the 'ol adjusting the shinpads trick play

fffffsssssssssss

richards going full heel, taunting the crowd

Commentators were a bit confused too, I wouldn't understand why he'd be brought off.

hateemmmm

looks like a nasty twist

And immediately we look lost

silva go sit back on the bench with your pretty hair

fucking christ krul