thomas

if you get beaten by a shola dribble does the FA forcibly retire you from the game?

tiote thinks he has license to do whatever he wants (has anyone made this joke yet I've just come in the thread)

This really isn't much different from our normal first team side, other than the Haidara make an appearance from the dark. http://i.imgur.com/iLxRAvH.jpg

I mean yes

No

Because PL survival on a shoestring is paramount - actual placement, 1-17 doesn't matter no matter what the stated "targets" are - and Pardew is capable, barely, of achieving that. So long as that's all that matters to him, Ashley's not going to fix what isn't broken and take a chance on a new manager, domestic or foreign, no matter how cheap.

:lol: Really love that closing line on the email. Have used, and received, variants of it down the years. Infuriating for the person getting it. "There will be no negotiation; the matter is not up for discussion or debate. Go fuck yourself."

Holy s***, really? Even after all of the stuff that went down with him not getting the full time job and what not? Just always thought Shearer hated Ashley for that and such. Totally shocked by that actually. At least we know Kevin Keegan absolutely hates him! Too bad Keegan loves him too. Keegan hates Ashley... turn on the sarcasm detector. http://i.imgur.com/BwJ9Jxt.gif

Ah man. Best thing about this one is after his earlier post he's definitely proof read this one a couple of times and thought "yep, nailed it" :lol: "the computer's even underlining the parts it likes!"

holy shit

Shut the fuck up, retard.

garbage

Please walk, Pardew.

good of us to show some urgency and drive here around the 89th minute, surely enough time left to turn it around

fucking hate life and gus poyet and alan pardew

gouffran continuing his fine tradition of being subbed off for an Ameobi

are you fucking kidding me

wanted to vomit

well done jozy, let gravity do all the work

No problems here build up to the goal I get the "coverage will resume shortly" box and it's still fucking there I KNEW I WOULD MISS A GOAL

you've got to be fucking kidding me nbcsports you cut out NOW?

slowzy altidore

what