thomas

kick heightism out of football

my weenus tingles at the prospect of sow

Paper bags were invented for a reason That orange glow they all have will shine through fine, fine ... two paper bags.

Paper bags were invented for a reason

no?

Isn't Abeid a DM as well? I know he's young but I don't think we signed him to play in the reserves.

Liverpool will do well because Suarez, Kuyt and Miereles are quality and coupled with a healthy Gerrard + Lucas in the midfield will be a very effective attacking unit. Carroll... I just don't know how Kenny is going to get anything out of him with the system they've got in place.

I think Whelan wakes up every morning and asks a mirror who the worst owner is and is always disappointed to hear Ashley.

hate him even more now, he has to go.

No but the first two sentences from google translate are poetic. Twelfth of the last Premier League, Newcastle United have achieved a satisfactory season for a long while titillating the European markets for a comeback in the Premier League after a year of purgatory.The club's aim is clear: the taste of Europe in the next year.

unless he signs there was no bid and we were never interested and it was all a lie by mike/derek

Today we salute you, tour guide wum.

we were never in for him/smokescreen/attempt to placate fans/etc/I'm a bitter troll/end my life/I hate mike ashley and derek llambias/will only sign carlton cole

Cacapa :trololololololo:

Really, West Ham? Really? 3m?

Well at least now he's pocketing it. Previously he was 'trousering' it and tbh that verb never sat well with me.

I've got it all out of me now. So long Alan. *slowly creeps back to Ennui Manor*

wrapped in a towel and shoved off an aircraft carrier at sea, in accordance to the traditions of his religion

wait has he just been told to find a new club or was he released and his contract executed mafia style and left in a shallow grave near a highway?

Took them long enough. I award them no points, and may God have mercy on their souls.

Made my summer.

It's not even fucking july yet.

Obviously moving players on to keep your squad moving in the right direction makes sense. My issue with the scenario above though, as it's laid out, would be if Pardew is not the one making the calls on whose time is up. A manager can be right or wrong about those things, no one gets them 100%, but right or wrong he needs to be the one making that call. Given what we know about how our board operate there's a good chance he's not.

http://i.imgur.com/3dF8o.jpg

Not bothered at all. edit: Sounds like a cunt fuck me, I hope his first two weeks of training are nothing but being backhanded by Faye. Replace Faye w/ Tiote and I still prescribe this course of action.