thomas

Utterly unshocked by this. I want my hours of anxious worry over a few words on twitter back.

Looks like it in the replays. edit: bit of contact both ways there, can understand it not being given.

Brilliant goalkeeping Knew nothing about it

They don't have the money, unless we're taking a stupid low offer like 2m. Or it's part of a player swap (Gary Hooper )

Alan Smith signs 10 year contract extension? http://i.imgur.com/6jZQH.jpg

Blatantly needs to go full Total Recall.

It's a training purgatory for footballers, where they have to drift about aimlessly on a cold, wet, gray morning while some knob on the PA drones on pointlessly about his shit tactics for no all eternity.

Why the fuck would Enrique go to Celtic?

He was never in any danger of coming here

Seriously fuck everything about Michael Owen.

http://i.imgur.com/d3MQT.gif

Why is this thread happening? Can I start an equally likely Messi thread?

We're not getting him.

Gameiro for me.

Gary Hooper

Would an exception be made on both the age and wage fronts by Llamby though? I can't imagine he'd be cheap.

#jarofgold is trending on twitter.

Barton and Tiote in the center would be shades of Souness with both of them running into each other trying to drive the game. I think you have to keep 'em separated.

Gary Hooper

POIDH - players or it didn't happen

Bellamy 5/1 to become next manager, I mean really? that's not gonna happen surely. Who doesn't want to see that though?

Wouldn't be a bad option at all and would fit with Pardew wanting to put more pace in the side.

Someone earlier summed it up with the notion that playing in a much better league for 38 games + cups might be more rewarding than crashing out of Europe after the group stages and playing in a weaker league.

Blatantly the type who goes around at the beach kicking down kids' sandcastles.